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9. I got a call a few years ago telling me I'd won $1,000,000. There was just one small catch -- I had to pay a $100

Tue Feb 10, 2026, 11:07 AM

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processing fee to get the money. So I told the caller, why don't you take it out of the $1,000,000 and just send me $999,900 instead? The next thing I heard was "click".

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Scammer call... [View all] Rver Yesterday OP

- Lemon Lyman Yesterday #1

That is hilarious - bravo, Rver. erronis Yesterday #2

"" AllaN01Bear Yesterday #3

Snicker! niyad Yesterday #4

That is really funny. Thank you Rver debm55 Yesterday #5

When I get scam calls BeneteauBum Yesterday #6

Rotflmfao JMCKUSICK Yesterday #7

Holy Moley! boonecreek Yesterday #8

I got a call a few years ago telling me I'd won $1,000,000. There was just one small catch -- I had to pay a $100 Fil1957 Yesterday #9

I am standing here, beside myself! peppertree Yesterday #10

Seinfeld, Telemarker call - Ha! mysteryowl 23 hrs ago #11

I actually have to call MS support today about a crashed operating system on my pc dlk 23 hrs ago #12

Excellent!! Consider this stolen!! relayerbob 23 hrs ago #13

Bwhaha Emile 22 hrs ago #14

The Beekeeper justaprogressive 20 hrs ago #15

That's a funny response LogDog75 17 hrs ago #16