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Niagara

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22. Niagara's unofficial DU Will & Testament
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 11:18 PM
Thursday

If at all possible I would like the following to occur upon my death.


It's most likely unsanitary and not legal due to various environmental laws but set my dead ass on one of those funeral pyres that some of the indigenous tribes use to donto say goodbye to their loved ones.

If this isn't legal or lawful in any way, maybe cremate me using the aquamation AKA alkaline hydrolysis. It's fairly inexpensive and legal in 28 states.

If not I suppose a regular fire cremation will have to do, this will be my last chance to have a smoking hot body!

Then there's going to be a gathering of people with food, drink with music and dancing out in the middle of the woods or a forest.

Don't consume too much food and drink because you all will be required to dance naked around a colossal bonfire 🔥 at least one full turn. No one cares what you look like naked, just do it for me and in my honor.



For the Fourth of July, everyone should buy some pet food, blankets or pet toys and donate them to the SPCA or a local animal shelter instead of purchasing fireworks. If you don't do this, I will haunt you.


Also, someone will have to take over the Halloween Countdown threads in the Lounge. The overseer of the threads will have to remind people that Halloween isn't always cute but at times creepy.


I haven't really dwelled on it for long time but the thought has crossed my mind that I may get sick, disabled or die at some point. I'm making notes in a specific notebook so that my family can access my online accounts and information that my vehicle is paid for so they don't have to worry about that.

I haven't updated this specific notebook in awhile so I should look at it this weekend.

Thank you for the reminder.

Enjoy today and dream for today. 🌞



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