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Niagara

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22. Niagara's unofficial DU Will & Testament
Fri Jan 30, 2026, 12:18 AM
Jan 30

If at all possible I would like the following to occur upon my death.


It's most likely unsanitary and not legal due to various environmental laws but set my dead ass on one of those funeral pyres that some of the indigenous tribes use to donto say goodbye to their loved ones.

If this isn't legal or lawful in any way, maybe cremate me using the aquamation AKA alkaline hydrolysis. It's fairly inexpensive and legal in 28 states.

If not I suppose a regular fire cremation will have to do, this will be my last chance to have a smoking hot body!

Then there's going to be a gathering of people with food, drink with music and dancing out in the middle of the woods or a forest.

Don't consume too much food and drink because you all will be required to dance naked around a colossal bonfire 🔥 at least one full turn. No one cares what you look like naked, just do it for me and in my honor.



For the Fourth of July, everyone should buy some pet food, blankets or pet toys and donate them to the SPCA or a local animal shelter instead of purchasing fireworks. If you don't do this, I will haunt you.


Also, someone will have to take over the Halloween Countdown threads in the Lounge. The overseer of the threads will have to remind people that Halloween isn't always cute but at times creepy.


I haven't really dwelled on it for long time but the thought has crossed my mind that I may get sick, disabled or die at some point. I'm making notes in a specific notebook so that my family can access my online accounts and information that my vehicle is paid for so they don't have to worry about that.

I haven't updated this specific notebook in awhile so I should look at it this weekend.

Thank you for the reminder.

Enjoy today and dream for today. 🌞



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What happens when you die? [View all] LogDog75 Jan 29 OP
In the Army, the saying was " when you're dead, you're dead." surfered Jan 29 #1
Let the mystery be/Iris deMent cbabe Jan 29 #2
Only one right answer. Irish_Dem Jan 29 #3
Yikes Grim Chieftain Jan 29 #4
Like bubbles in a glass of champagne. multigraincracker Jan 29 #5
I like the lines from 1982 film Blade Runner, Rutger Hauer... mitch96 Jan 29 #14
Keanu Reeves said that the people who love you will miss you. That's as good an answer as any other. ms liberty Jan 29 #6
ms liberty........... Upthevibe Jan 30 #60
To me, it is a question of soul survival, and if we are all that we perceive through our brains and senses, or if there Doodley Jan 29 #7
The same thing that was happening before you were born. BlueTsunami2018 Jan 29 #8
We play saxophone for an all female cabaret Coventina Jan 29 #9
We return to the universe. gab13by13 Jan 29 #10
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. It all dissipates into the elements we're made of..Star stuff, as Carl Sagan says Deuxcents Jan 29 #11
I love that line... We are all stardust..nt mitch96 Jan 29 #15
Heaven Norrrm Jan 29 #12
SPOILER ALERT! True Dough Jan 29 #13
Thanks for that..good company, for sure Deuxcents Jan 29 #17
you can find out if you want to NJCher Jan 29 #16
Neurons cease to function. lpbk2713 Jan 29 #18
72 virgins? Intractable Jan 29 #19
My idea of heaven and hell--what happens after you die. In college I made a tapestry weaving. I went to the yarn store a debm55 Jan 29 #20
Hi Deb, I love your description. Coventina Jan 30 #23
Thank you very much, Coventina. Your concept sounds wonderful debm55 Jan 30 #37
I agree with you Skittles Jan 30 #21
After watching The Good Place TV Show Inkey Jan 30 #32
I don't have a problem with people who need to believe otherwise Skittles Jan 30 #33
Niagara's unofficial DU Will & Testament Niagara Jan 30 #22
You could donate your body to the Body Farmm LogDog75 Jan 30 #26
This body farm can retrieve a body for 100 miles but there would be transportation cost of additional 459 miles Niagara Jan 30 #42
Dr. Bass started that. I was interested in that field as Graduate work. Wonderful work they do there. debm55 Jan 31 #63
You sound like someone True Dough Jan 30 #39
For sure, True Niagara Jan 30 #43
If I think too long about this life sestina Jan 30 #24
I'll never know... Iggo Jan 30 #25
The miracle of us being here happened once. Why shouldn't it happen again? And again? Doodley Jan 30 #27
I believe we'll be recycled Shambala Jan 30 #28
Mark Twain markodochartaigh Jan 30 #29
I loved the answer to this question that Keanu Reeves gave: catbyte Jan 30 #30
I don't believe we die. And I'm not saying that because of any religion's teachings. I don't believe one's highplainsdem Jan 30 #31
Great post! SheltieLover Jan 30 #35
Thanks for the reply, SheltieLover, and the book recommendations! highplainsdem Jan 30 #48
Yw, HPD SheltieLover Jan 30 #50
Thanks for this post and the links. sestina Jan 30 #46
You're welcome, and I'm glad you had those comforting signs. Please don't doubt them - you highplainsdem Jan 30 #53
Thanks for your reply with all of the links and sestina Jan 30 #59
This message was self-deleted by its author sestina Jan 30 #47
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Jan 30 #34
I have no idea. OldBaldy1701E Jan 30 #36
You quit breathing. Emile Jan 30 #38
Many, many people take your place. The universe doesn't care.... chouchou Jan 30 #40
Or burn you justaprogressive Jan 30 #41
If the First Law of Thermodynamics is correct mnhtnbb Jan 30 #44
I do not expect to remember dying. As for nothingness... NNadir Jan 30 #45
What happens when you are put under general anesthetic? Where do "you" go? LudwigPastorius Jan 30 #49
Probably the best answer. bluestarone Jan 31 #62
The energy that sparked our life Figarosmom Jan 30 #51
Life itself is such a mystery , magical and miraculous dweller Jan 30 #52
Great post... anciano Jan 30 #57
When I die? Cirsium Jan 30 #54
That's a quote by Dr. Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) from Ghostbusters LogDog75 Jan 30 #56
ding ding ding Cirsium Jan 30 #58
The question should be "Where were you BEFORE you were born?" no_hypocrisy Jan 30 #55
LogDog75...Kicking for when I'm ready to post - "What happens when you die." N/T Upthevibe Jan 30 #61
Well, possibly Morbius Jan 31 #64
"...you end up in a steam bath and the Puerto Rican janitor is actually God." LudwigPastorius Feb 1 #67
I like the Eastern religions' take on it. Dulcinea Feb 1 #65
I knd of like the theme of the movie Defending Your Life LogDog75 Feb 1 #66
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