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flashman13

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7. You should try sneaking out while doing a fireman's carry on your passed out girl friend.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 30, 2025, 03:30 PM

Sunday

I told her we should have eaten a big dinner before we went. What do I know?

She got some serious ribbing later on. I guess it wasn't all that subtle.

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Well works well in the privacy of your home, but... MiHale Sunday #1

If you were in my company, True Dough Sunday #2

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My tip. If you go to the company Christmas party leave your coat in the car. Makes it easy to sneak out. twodogsbarking Sunday #4

What if you've been barred from attending company Christmas parties? True Dough Sunday #5

You should try sneaking out while doing a fireman's carry on your passed out girl friend. flashman13 Sunday #7

Working the system. I like it! paleotn Sunday #6