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Ocelot II

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3. I don't think I'll make the cut so I'm not going to worry about it.

Reply to Figarosmom (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 09:28 PM

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But if you become an incorporeal being and you're just going to hang around with Jesus as an immortal soul, do you need clothes at all? I'm wondering if the rapturees' clothes and accessories will just fall off as they waft off to Heaven, but if so, I hope they're wearing some nice jewelry that falls into my yard, maybe along with the keys to a new Audi.

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