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malaise

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10. Holy Shit

Thu Sep 18, 2025, 10:28 AM

Sep 18

😂😂 - that is effin useless.
In hindsight I should have said annoying and/or
useless because the blower is mostly annoying.
One of my close friends bought a blower.
Her 92 year old mother was so angry because she loved raking the yard as morning exercise and the noise pissed her off big time. She gave it away after three days.

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What in your mind is the worst invention ever [View all] malaise Sep 18 OP

Donald Trump DaBronx Sep 18 #1

Good call on malaise Sep 18 #5

At no time have I ever compared and contrasted leaf blowers with nuclear weapons. Harker Sep 18 #46

Plastic. That crap is in everything now. GreenWave Sep 18 #2

True malaise Sep 18 #6

Social media Endlessmike56 Sep 18 #3

Is it social, malaise Sep 18 #8

These phones we're all on.. thomski64 Sep 18 #4

Yep can be but they are quite useful malaise Sep 18 #13

My mother had a device sort of like tweezers. no_hypocrisy Sep 18 #7

Holy Shit malaise Sep 18 #10

You posted much of my thoughts before I could respond. UniqueUserName Sep 18 #17

mundanely annoying malaise Sep 18 #20

raking leaves onethatcares Sep 19 #107

Seriously? 3catwoman3 Sep 18 #22

Unfortunately, I saw it. no_hypocrisy Sep 18 #24

If I remember correctly radical noodle Sep 18 #55

Yup! no_hypocrisy Sep 18 #56

What are the odds HappyH Sep 18 #30

Interesting question. Generally speaking, they seem all too eager... 3catwoman3 Sep 18 #40

Such devices are still sold. I just Googled it. 3catwoman3 Sep 18 #41

What are the chances of getting a few pubic hairs caught in the device's grip, Sogo Sep 18 #45

Unless using Nair or waxing, that would seem ... 3catwoman3 Sep 18 #79

Pop-up ads. unblock Sep 18 #9

I'll give you a twofer courtesy of Thomas Midgley jr.: unblock Sep 18 #11

Wow malaise Sep 18 #15

Electric turkey-slicing knife Chipper Chat Sep 18 #12

ROFL malaise Sep 18 #14

But it's the best way to slice an electric turkey Orrex Sep 18 #26

🤣🤣 Chipper Chat Sep 18 #31

But they work great with homemade bread. Slice without squishing. Nt spooky3 Sep 18 #51

Angel food cake Freddie Sep 20 #128

LOL! Pretty useless, but my dad was really "into it". LeftInTX Sep 18 #75

Nope, they are great for fileting fish. Lochloosa Sep 18 #90

I use mine only on foam rubber, like mattress toppers cksmithy Sep 19 #119

The alarm clock EYESORE 9001 Sep 18 #16

Many find that very useful malaise Sep 18 #18

Useful, yes EYESORE 9001 Sep 18 #19

Hehehe malaise Sep 18 #21

The "best"/most annoying Alarm Clock I ever heard about and it had to have been sturdy.... electric_blue68 Sep 20 #124

That's easy: MONEY hunter Sep 18 #23

Interesting malaise Sep 18 #25

I'll give you ten credits for that tribble. Intractable Sep 18 #69

Yep. Money causes all sorts of trouble. hunter Sep 18 #82

Organized religion Orrex Sep 18 #27

I'd just drop malaise Sep 18 #28

I agree completely, but... Orrex Sep 18 #32

Me too malaise Sep 18 #34

the world's greatest control mechanism rurallib Sep 18 #29

You beat me to it. Rizen Sep 18 #59

Spandex. Ugh. 2MuchNoise Sep 18 #33

Hehehehehe malaise Sep 18 #65

The bullet IbogaProject Sep 18 #35

Yes the bullet malaise Sep 18 #52

Olestra and the Segway. Dave Bowman Sep 18 #36

Had to look up olestra malaise Sep 18 #57

Nuclear weapons. Aristus Sep 18 #37

True malaise Sep 18 #61

Speaker phone on mobile devices. johnp3907 Sep 18 #38

All these are good but WAY TOO LATE! It's: WAR justaprogressive Sep 18 #39

Still one of my favorites malaise Sep 18 #50

Toxic chemicals like DDT & Agent Orange red dog 1 Sep 18 #42

Funny how folks became filthy rich from so much malaise Sep 18 #47

Keurig coffee chowmama Sep 18 #43

Had to look that up malaise Sep 18 #48

A perpetual motion machine.n/t marked50 Sep 18 #44

Isn't that still a hypothetical malaise Sep 18 #49

Short answer is Yes. marked50 Sep 18 #63

Infernal combustion engine WestMichRad Sep 18 #53

True of way too many inventions malaise Sep 18 #62

The "smart phone" doc03 Sep 18 #54

I agree! red dog 1 Sep 18 #94

They were hard to text though Polybius Sep 19 #122

Have you ever heard of this guy? Klarkashton Sep 18 #58

Unblock at #11 malaise Sep 18 #60

Not entirely an invention chouchou Sep 18 #64

Bwaaaaah😀 malaise Sep 18 #67

"as our menu options have changed" circular voicemail that is designed to make you slam down the phone in frustration. NBachers Sep 18 #66

THIS malaise Sep 18 #68

I used to work for Nortel Networks, which made those Voice Processing Machines. Intractable Sep 18 #70

These days that's what companies are using AI for. hunter Sep 20 #129

Anything sold by Ronco... Earl_from_PA Sep 18 #71

Spoofed caller IDs. multigraincracker Sep 18 #72

On a sub-nuclear weapon level, I'll go with the "selfie." Harker Sep 18 #73

Photos of one's restaurant meal. greatauntoftriplets Sep 18 #81

I weighed that against the selfie, and the scale just wobbled... Harker Sep 18 #86

They're often done at the same time. greatauntoftriplets Sep 18 #87

Time Magazine's list of 50 worst inventions of all time: cloudbase Sep 18 #74

Bookmarked malaise Sep 18 #76

I see that Crocs are on this list. skypilot Sep 19 #97

I've seen plenty of people wearing Crocs, but I've never seen a single person wearing cloudbase Sep 19 #99

I live in a major city too... skypilot Sep 19 #106

Ultra sonic repellent LeftInTX Sep 18 #77

Nice grift malaise Sep 19 #110

The internal combustion engine. Rustynaerduwell Sep 18 #78

Capitalism I_UndergroundPanther Sep 18 #80

Wow! malaise Sep 18 #84

Second thing I_UndergroundPanther Sep 18 #83

Banain Wow! LeftInTX Sep 18 #85

Beaaaaaah malaise Sep 18 #88

If It's Any Comfort... ProfessorGAC Sep 18 #89

Great news re blowers malaise Sep 18 #91

My Dad Delivered Milk To The Supermarkets ProfessorGAC Sep 18 #92

Somehow we managed to ban the plastic bags in supermarkets and other stores malaise Sep 18 #93

The leaf blower is certainly up there on the list. LudwigPastorius Sep 18 #95

Yes malaise Sep 19 #112

Circus peanuts edbermac Sep 18 #96

I am learning quite a bit on this thread malaise Sep 19 #109

I wonder if they sell them in Jamaica? LeftInTX Sep 19 #117

I' e never seen them malaise Sep 19 #118

The sitcom laugh track PlanetBev Sep 19 #98

Really fake malaise Sep 19 #111

Health insurance companies. Emile Sep 19 #100

visible volume display Maninacan Sep 19 #101

I have a few... Mike Nelson Sep 19 #102

Alcohol OC375 Sep 19 #103

I saw a very recent study showing that we inherited our fondness for alcohol malaise Sep 19 #114

Jet Skis Daigan Sep 19 #104

Definitely annoying malaise Sep 19 #115

Guns, bombs and poison TommieMommy Sep 19 #105

Some poisons are organic malaise Sep 19 #113

How about MorbidButterflyTat Sep 19 #108

Had to look that up malaise Sep 19 #116

Social media Luciferous Sep 19 #120

Yes there are many negatives associated with malaise Sep 19 #121

Speed camera's Polybius Sep 19 #123

LOL malaise Sep 20 #125

Some of them are alright, but others can trick you Polybius Sep 20 #132

Sadly more than a few of these enforcement policies are there malaise Sep 20 #133

If ai kills us all, then the humble transistor Blues Heron Sep 20 #126

Good pick malaise Sep 20 #127

Cotton gin. Grins Sep 20 #130

The bra Phentex Sep 20 #131

Ethanol GreatGazoo Sep 21 #134

Indeed malaise Sep 21 #135