The DU Lounge

I went straight to a coffeehouse and had a puff. I also bought a "Space Cake". Never having tried an edible before, I ate the whole thing.

An hour later, I was wandering around the city convinced that I had been abducted and spirited off to another planet that looked like a fun house. All the alien mandroids were speaking some kind of machine language that didn't make sense, and there were synthetic fembots in windows bathed in red light from the planet's invisible moon.

Somehow, I woke up in the correct bed in my hotel the next morning with my kidneys still intact.