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5. Best joke (I hope it's a joke) I've heard in ages. If it isn't a joke, it's been nice knowing you!

Fri Apr 25, 2025, 10:20 PM

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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. [View all] Ptah Apr 25 OP

ROFL!!!! some_of_us_are_sane Apr 25 #1

Any preference on the flowers? Permanut Apr 25 #3

May I suggest Venus Flytraps? Wicked Blue Apr 26 #6

Henny Youngman Earl_from_PA Apr 25 #4

When she can resume talking True Dough Apr 26 #7

So corny, but funny. Emile Apr 26 #8