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EverHopeful

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5. Q: How many particles in a mole?

Reply to Sun-Moon (Original post)

Fri Apr 4, 2025, 06:10 PM

Apr 2025

A: Avogadro's number.

Q: How many particles in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

At one point, my cousin said I was never allowed to tell that joke again because I laughed so hard I could barely get it out, and when finally I did, nobody thought it was funny.

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