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119. "And.......... why so serious?"

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 06:06 PM

Jul 2012

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The Joker had so many great lines in Dark Knight:

"Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooched? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money - it's about sending a message - everything burns!"

"This is how crazy Batman has made Gotham. If you want order in Gotham - Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh and every day he doesn't people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word."

"What is it going to take? I've got to get you people off the bench and into the game. Come nightfall this city is mine and anyone left plays by my rules. If you don't want to be in the game - get out now. But the bridge and tunnel crowd are sure in for a big surprise. Ha ha ha ha."

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