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Trump family?

Some people are saying that Eric fucks goats. Others are saying that Junior gets hand jobs from homeless people with the promise of money, then stiffs them. Still others insist that Ivanka is actual a trans-gendered male and has not gone public yet because she uses the leverage on Jared to maintain wealth standards.

I have heard outlets report that Donald Trump rapes underage girls, that he raped a woman in the 90's and has been adjudicated as a rapist for that. I have seen recordings of Donald Sr. admitting to sexual assault, infidelity, adultery, desirous even sexual feelings for his own child, and much more - and THAT'S just the 100% TRUE STUFF!!!!

You can not actually defame a family that traffics in smut for a living, is known to be full of thieves and grifters and has the collective conscious of a tse-tse fly. Literally nothing in my first paragraph is actually true (most of it is just satire or parody of their scummy nature), while EVERYTHING in the second is far worse and 100% TRUE to boot!