Jeff Tiedrich - get ready, everyone -- Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid [View all]

loyal and patriotic citizens, please stand by for an Easter Message of Love and Peace from the President of the United States, Supreme Ruler of the Western Hemisphere, Lord-Emperor of the Sky Above and All the Planets, and God’s Own Avatar on Earth.

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

oh goody, another deadline — shat out, as usual, via Donny’s crappy app. once again, the diplomatic process is made a mockery of, all because Dear Leader woke up with a full diaper and decided to get all shouty.

‘glory to god,’ seriously? what, did Piss-Drunk Pete make Donny put that in there? the dunk-tank clown really does imagine he’s fighting a holy war, doesn’t he? remind me one more time which side is supposed to be the religious fanatics. it’s hard to tell them apart.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/get-ready-everyone-preznit-fuckwit l