Insolent, Shouty Brat Brings Burn Book To Congress [View all]

'You don't TELL ME!' screamed Pam Bondi at Jamie Raskin. To which we reply, the fuck we don't, Pedo Protector Barbie. The. Fuck. We. Don't.

On the day after her Department of Justice received its latest humiliation, when a grand jury laughed its ass off and told US Attorney Jeanine Pirro to go fuck an empty Franzia box with her attempted indictments of six Democratic members of Congress, Attorney General Pam “Country Time Regina George with a burn book full of Funyun powder” Bondi showed up to Congress and tried to tell it who’s boss.

Or rather, she screamed who was boss. It didn’t go great for her.

(By the way, it’s now being reported that the grand jury didn’t just merely tell Boxwine and Nazi Barbie to fuck themselves, but that literally zero grand jurors thought they had achieved the very low bar for probable cause to indict somebody. As in the whole room told them to fuck themselves in unison.)

We’d say bless Bondi’s heart if she had one to bless, but you wanna talk about Trump Cabinet members who are going to burn in hell when they die? All of them will, but Nazi Redneck Barbie here is at the top of the pile.

What most people took away from Bondi’s testimony before the House is that she screams a lot, seems very defensive, and is the stupidest, most beclowned attorney general in history — and Donald Trump has a lot of previous attorneys general to choose from for that honor — who is spearheading the cover-up of the vilest, most disgusting child rape ring in human history. And that she revels in that job.

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