Jeff Tiedrich - elderly golfer big mad because he can't do a fascism in Portland [View all]

Little Donny Fuckface sucks at a lot of things. he sucks at honesty. he sucks at being a father and husband. he sucks at math, and science. he sucks at being human.

but above all, Donny sucks at America. he has no clue how to be the leader of a nation, and not just the deranged cultists who worship him.

Donny’s super ginormous mad right now, because a judge he appointed won’t let him do a fascism in Portland. listen to the big diaper-baby whine about it.

“I wasn’t served well by the people that pick judges. I can tell you, things like that are just too bad. I appointed the judge and he goes like that, so I wasn’t served well, obviously I don’t know the judge. but if he made that kind of a decision, Portland is burning to the ground. you have agitators, insurrectionists. all you have to do is look at the television, turn on your television, read your newspapers. it’s burning to the ground. the governor, the mayor, the politicians are petrified for their lives like that. that judge ought to be ashamed of himself.”