Jeff Tiedrich - oh noes! Preznit Fuckwit got escalatored to smithereens! [View all]

America’s Mad King addressed the United Nations yesterday. how did it go? how do you think it went? it was a typical Donny speech. as always, he was a fucking embarrassment. every one of his burst trash-bag of personality defects — the preening, the vindictive spitefulness, the sociopathic need to settle every score — was on display. no, not just on display, but cranked up way past eleven.

the time allotted for Donny’s speech was the traditional fifteen minutes, but of course the in-love-with-himself dipshit prattled on for a full forty-five — because he’s a Very Special Self-Entitled Boy Who Gets To Ignore Convention And Do Whatever He Wants, Because Who’s Going To Stop Him?

let us document the atrocities. Donny praised himself for deeply imaginary accomplishments.

“now, after ending all of these wars, and also, earlier, after negotiating the Abraham Accords, which is a very— [here, Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants loses his train of thought] big thing for which our country received no credit, never receives credit. everyone says I should get the Nobel Peace Prize for each one of these achievements.”

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