WHO'S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary? WHO'S A Pretty Princess Defense Secretary? [View all]

We guess if you're into the 'caked with makeup' look.

It appears the week of vomitous leaks about the incompetence, carelessness, and general loser trashiness of Secretary Shitfaced AKA Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has, on day four, reached the point where they’re just trying to humiliate him as much as possible. Considering what total loser garbage Hegseth is, we imagine there’s a lot of material available.

CBS News came through late Wednesday with the revelation that Prissy Pete moved in to the Pentagon and immediately demanded they construct him a make-up studio, where he can have his make-up done. Just for fun? Well, we’re not going to say it isn’t fun for him — one must look their best while they’re bringing masculinity back to the military and kicking out trans people! — but it’s because he needs to be able to do his make-up for his millions of TV appearances per day, obviously.

The lady must be able to preen!

What, did you not think that was the Defense secretary’s job, to go on TV constantly and say sweet nothings through the screen to your Daddy who hired you? Ha ha, you have never been a part of Donald Trump’s harem of subservient sluts, obviously!

So the thing cost taxpayers a few thousand bucks, because we guess there’s no room for rooting out WASTE! and FRAUD! when what really makes America great again is LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

https://www.wonkette.com/p/whos-a-pretty-princess-defense-secretary