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Trump, his entourage, and Fort Knox officials walk into a vault containing Gold bars

Trump "Oh, how nice. Many people say this is the most beautiful metal. I love the color."
Fort Knox Official "Yes Mr. President, we keep these vaults sealed and at a specific controlled temper...."
Trump interrupting official. "How much do you suppose is in here?"
Official "Well we keep much of the US supply in..."
Trump interrupting again while picking up a couple bars "Oh its bigly heavy!"
Official "Sir, we don't handle the Gold here, its kept sani..?
Trump slipping one of the bars into his coat pocket.... "You know, I am redecorating the White House currently, it will be magnificent."
Trump assistant. "Mr President, your meeting with the Senate Republicans is due to start soon. We better head for Air Force One."
Trump setting the second gold bar down "Well thanks for the visit, gotta run".
Fort Know Official "Uhh Sir, uh, you can't...."
Trump and entourage exit hastily.

A few days later.....

In the Mar-A-Lago janitorial supplies room among the stolen documents, discarded peace medals, awards from Putin and such lies a new shiny bar of Gold with one set of greasy fingerprints on it.

Presidential Immunity ya'all..........