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91. I'm sick. Give me my gyaddamn JELLO!!! Strawberry, not that lime crap.

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RFK Jr threatens to withhold millions in funding for hospitals that serve Jell-O and other sugary treats [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

After all, Dr. Kennedy knows best. oasis Yesterday #1

When does that start? Ray Bruns Yesterday #19

I was expecting Jr. to ban Jello because gelatin used to come from horses. no_hypocrisy Yesterday #2

I looked it up because I thought it came from horses too. ratchiweenie Yesterday #55

It could come from horses ToxMarz 19 hrs ago #90

Sometimes jello is all you can keep down. And you need the calories and hydration. Irish_Dem Yesterday #3

Common food before colonoscopy question everything Yesterday #39

Exactly. And when people have the flu. Irish_Dem Yesterday #43

And after oral surgery. (Usually outpatient, but not when other conditions involved) nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #51

Our mothers always kept jello stocked in their cupboards. Irish_Dem Yesterday #53

I remember as a kid when we had a set of "sundae" glasses like these BumRushDaShow 19 hrs ago #88

Yep. Most homes probably had the same. Irish_Dem 19 hrs ago #89

Hello! I have my boxes of LIME GREEN ready for this month! ColoringFool 22 hrs ago #72

Also lonely bird 14 hrs ago #108

Nurses are going to be really angry if RFK takes away jello in the hospital. Irish_Dem 7 hrs ago #111

+1. People need extra protein and calories after surgery dalton99a Yesterday #56

Exactly. Irish_Dem Yesterday #58

+1. It is common sense, and hospitals have been doing it for 100 years dalton99a Yesterday #59

I know! It's what I always start with after a G.I. virus. Laffy Kat 13 hrs ago #109

There needs to be a law that says the director has to have a medical license. yourout Yesterday #4

Yes plain Cheerios are served in many hospitals. Hugin Yesterday #5

Full of glysophate samplegirl Yesterday #10

The same can be said of lots of "healthy" foods. ShazzieB Yesterday #21

But he's not horrified by germs... as in snorting cocaine off toilet seats! deurbano Yesterday #66

An old carcher's mitt! ShazzieB 20 hrs ago #84

I can't take credit for comparing his face to an old catcher's mitt, but thought it was pretty funny... and apt! deurbano 47 min ago #112

It (the plain kind) as an example, has been something recommended for toddlers as an early "solid finger food" for years BumRushDaShow Yesterday #31

Having had too many hospital stays... Hugin Yesterday #41

Oh I know BumRushDaShow Yesterday #50

"Let them eat roadkill." rzemanfl Yesterday #6

Fix the disgusting mess we're feeding the soldiers none of you care about first ms liberty Yesterday #7

With only a few excrptions, hospital food is fine, Ilsa Yesterday #22

What might Wormboy recommend for a post-op meal? Pureed roadkill? Vinca Yesterday #8

Raw sewage durablend Yesterday #14

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I thought they were the party of "personal accountability". Ferrets are Cool Yesterday #9

Why don't he samplegirl Yesterday #11

Note to self: lastlib Yesterday #12

Out with Jello squares and IN with raccoon penis! Bengus81 Yesterday #13

Knowledge of a subject has never stopped that jack wagon from speaking about that subject. Botany Yesterday #15

I eat sugar free jello and it's good. BigmanPigman Yesterday #16

Possibly because some people are allergic to artificial sweeteners? niyad Yesterday #30

Jello is considered a clear liquid. People on clear liquid diets need sugar. LeftInTX Yesterday #36

Me and my sisters laugh about the "clears" BumRushDaShow Yesterday #38

I was on a "clear" for three weeks back in the day... Hugin Yesterday #47

When I was little, recovering, measles + pneumonia, I remember the fat droplet floating on top. Zackzzzz 23 hrs ago #68

Because sometimes the doctors are more concerned with keeping your strength up than putting you on a diet. Hassin Bin Sober 17 hrs ago #95

Why should they have to? TexasBushwhacker 17 hrs ago #96

The sugar is the point. Healing requires calories. pat_k 16 hrs ago #100

What he doesn't know is harmful Historic NY Yesterday #17

Yep, sometimes something dissolvable, safe, and Ilsa Yesterday #24

He really is one dumb SOB Bristlecone Yesterday #18

Kick that hornet's nest, you miserable brain-dead incompetent... hlthe2b Yesterday #20

Jello helps with digestion issues Racygrandma Yesterday #23

When my mom had cancer jfz9580m Yesterday #33

The new desserts will include stewed roadkill Wicked Blue Yesterday #25

When my husband was in ICU vankuria Yesterday #26

This message was self-deleted by its author vankuria Yesterday #27

Bill Cosby was not available for comment. twodogsbarking Yesterday #28

A little help -misanthroptimist Yesterday #29

Maybe trump university 💩 IcyPeas 22 hrs ago #74

Is this from "The Onion? It's got to be a joke. Ritabert Yesterday #32

shithole, administration, cabinet, republican party are all bat-shit crazy.................. Lovie777 Yesterday #34

RFK, Jr. is mandating liberalgunwilltravel Yesterday #35

Brain Worm speaks again. Joinfortmill Yesterday #37

No, that's the host speaking,... El Mimbreno Yesterday #61

This kind of coercive governing is bullshit SpankMe Yesterday #40

Why worry about Jello? We don't even NEED hospitals! 70sEraVet Yesterday #42

Yep. Eugenics. "Cleaning up the risk pool" pat_k 16 hrs ago #103

That's pretty damn funny coming from death warmed over jr and his boss the syphilitic pig. Grokenstein 15 hrs ago #107

Why are we taking medical advice from someone with a law degree, not a medical degree. Irish_Dem Yesterday #44

If he really wants to make hospital food healthier... bluescribbler Yesterday #45

RFK Jr knows all about Jell-O, generalbetrayus Yesterday #46

That is every hospital in the country. idahoblue Yesterday #48

This dip fuck should ban sugar. Or anything else he doesn't like Autumn Yesterday #49

This creature is demented. travelingthrulife Yesterday #52

I'm not a fan of jello -I don't eat the stuff myself - but it certainly has a place in hospitals for people in recovery Martin68 Yesterday #54

Democrats must impeach this utterly unqualified, incompetent, dangerous ghoul. dalton99a Yesterday #57

Is he anti-Ensure too? Jilly_in_VA Yesterday #60

JFC! People are in the hospital temporarily and the nutritionists know what they're doing. chowder66 Yesterday #62

You wanna help MF'er. Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #63

More possum penis. Or was that raccoon? Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #64

RFK Jr. is the same as all others popsdenver Yesterday #65

Is Jello still served in schools? Now they will get whale heads and racoon penis*s twodogsbarking Yesterday #67

I'm so old that I remember when you could smoke in hospitals. OMGWTF 23 hrs ago #69

When I was a nursing student in the early 1970s, I worked weekends as a unit clerk... 3catwoman3 16 hrs ago #101

Next, he'll ban glucose in IV's! LeftInTX 22 hrs ago #70

+1 dalton99a 22 hrs ago #73

Don't give him any ideas! 3catwoman3 16 hrs ago #99

THAT'S ALL THESE DJT THUGS DO: THREATEN. DEPRIVE. DESTROY. ColoringFool 22 hrs ago #71

Oh no, this is real. You got me; I was sure this was TheOnion. Grokenstein 22 hrs ago #75

And aren't mincing words about it... pat_k 16 hrs ago #105

See: Mayor Bloomberg and Michelle Obama .... IcyPeas 21 hrs ago #76

Bloomberg's "sugary drinks" thing eventually morphed into a tax on "sugary drinks" here in Philly BumRushDaShow 21 hrs ago #78

Someone needs to warn kegsbreath mercuryblues 21 hrs ago #77

And they come in so many pretty colors too! BumRushDaShow 21 hrs ago #79

Sure its all a joke now mercuryblues 20 hrs ago #85

The pudding was my second thought when he said "Jello" BumRushDaShow 19 hrs ago #86

;-{) The Jell-O Ultimatum Goonch 21 hrs ago #80

Next he'll demand thay don't provide sugar for the coffee they serve to the patients. patphil 20 hrs ago #81

Any excuse to withhold healthcare funding. Doodley 20 hrs ago #82

Oh just fuck off. Mblaze 20 hrs ago #83

Can they serve whale meat or racoon penis's? EX500rider 19 hrs ago #87

I'm sick. Give me my gyaddamn JELLO!!! Strawberry, not that lime crap. NoSheep 19 hrs ago #91

Not a "memo;" that was a threat. Grins 19 hrs ago #92

Who remembers that Sarah Palin brought sugar cookies to an elementary school, soon after Michelle Obama visited wiggs 19 hrs ago #93

Democrats were accused of creating a "nanny state" BumRushDaShow 18 hrs ago #94

Oh for fucks sake. As a person who was hospitalized multiple times as a kid... pat_k 16 hrs ago #97

I just bought lemon and lime sugar free jello for my upcoming procedure that I'm really not looking forward to wolfie001 16 hrs ago #98

deleted duplicate pat_k 16 hrs ago #102

Dietary advice from a man who stored roadkill in his freezer. sheshe2 16 hrs ago #104

Fuckin moron progressoid 15 hrs ago #106

What?!! I had Jello when I was hospitalized and often with lunch at school, my favorite flavor was green... Rhiannon12866 9 hrs ago #110