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15. Next, he'll tell us how he designed the original Sharpie and "Mr Sharpie" was shocked that the design was the best

Sat Mar 28, 2026, 09:47 AM

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he had ever seen. "Mr President, you are the best pen designer in the history of the world. Even the ancient Egyptians never made a pen so good! The Ten Commandments were probably written by you with your famous pen."

Then Krasnov will remind us how he wrote the Magna Carta with it and loaned it to Thomas Jefferson as he, Krasnov, dictated the Declaration to Jefferson.

We have a man unique in the history of ~~mankind~~ his mind! How could we be so unlucky?

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This keeps happening... 2naSalit Saturday #1

Apparently they did the same thing with Trump's dad NickB79 Saturday #9

Nah. These calls are real, vividly real Bluetus Saturday #11

The Mirage President ck4829 Yesterday #51

;-{) Gift Shop Goonch Saturday #2

Congratulations Roy Rolling Saturday #23

Teamwork - I'm the idea guy ;-{) Goonch Saturday #25

Was he 'riffing' or prattling, blathering? Be more precise WP. lostnfound Saturday #3

Posterity will never forgive us. Baitball Blogger Saturday #4

And as his dementia advances Bluetus Saturday #12

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Has a nice ring to it. 70sEraVet Saturday #7

A billionaire haggling over the price of his favorite disposable pen. forgotmylogin Saturday #31

Nice. ck4829 Yesterday #50

What? Trump lied? Shocked, I tells ya. Shocked! AZLD4Candidate Saturday #8

John Barron made the call... sop Saturday #10

sir sir sir make me a fancy magic marker I got lots of dollar bill signing to do, no auto-pen for me, Historic NY Saturday #13

The pens exist so somebody ordered them IronLionZion Saturday #14

Next, he'll tell us how he designed the original Sharpie and "Mr Sharpie" was shocked that the design was the best Wonder Why Saturday #15

The orange dipshit said the old white house pens cost $1000 each. Americanme Saturday #16

Nope, not true. Previous presidents preferred Cross pens; website shows price range of $85 to $265 William Seger Saturday #24

He very well may believe he had this conversation. Buddyzbuddy Saturday #17

There is nothing he won't lie about. City Lights Saturday #18

A pathological liar... they don't even need to lie about something and they still will ck4829 Yesterday #49

Hallucination. I have said repeatedly: He's a chatbot. usonian Saturday #19

Haha ck4829 Yesterday #48

Such a fucking liar. paleotn Saturday #20

Good reference and he is such a liar. ck4829 Yesterday #47

trump lies a lot about everything. republianmushroom Saturday #21

He really does! ck4829 Yesterday #46

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Right? Not exactly the most impossible scenario. ck4829 Yesterday #45

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New superfund site just appeared ck4829 Yesterday #44

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A strong possibility ck4829 Yesterday #43

Um...Presidents don't actually COL Mustard Saturday #29

They don't sign any contracts BumRushDaShow Saturday #30

Excellent point. ck4829 Yesterday #42

I Admire Newell Brands for Setting the Record Straight TearsOfDaClowned Saturday #32

Good on them. ck4829 Yesterday #41

stupid man with stupid lies DoBW Saturday #33

For real ck4829 Yesterday #40

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Dementia ck4829 Yesterday #39

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Oh my gosh, right? ck4829 Yesterday #38

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Kick ck4829 Yesterday #37

So you're saying Trump's story about his penis overrated? underpants Yesterday #52

Oops! There goes Sharpie. truthisfreedom Yesterday #53