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65. Crunchy on the outside,

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Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:44 PM

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Pentagon bars press photographers over 'unflattering' Hegseth photos [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Mar 11 OP

So he will never be photographed again? Ocelot II Mar 11 #1

Colin Jost can phone it in this week. NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 11 #2

LOL. Love your choice of the word preening! So perfect!! CrispyQ Mar 11 #4

Is it even possible to capture anything flattering about this man? BattleRow Mar 11 #40

But but but...he installed a dedicated makeup station! forgotmylogin Mar 11 #55

Jeepers. This would have come out just in time for Karoline Leavitt's daily press briefing, except mahatmakanejeeves Mar 11 #3

Spends loads of time with her Fuhrer, even on the weekends and is now pregnant. Bengus81 Mar 11 #11

Stay out of the kitchen, Felicia. nt eppur_se_muova Mar 11 #5

Now that's a Diva-nazi. Buddyzbuddy Mar 11 #6

He was caught mid-snarl in that photo. yorkster Mar 11 #7

Crazy face get the red out Mar 11 #8

I've never seen one. TomSlick Mar 11 #19

Photographers cannot help how stupid he is and looks UpInArms Mar 11 #9

Hegseth asked for it: highplainsdem Mar 11 #10

The perfect answer to this would be k55f5r Mar 11 #35

Repost it vapor2 Mar 11 #12

I never knew they were still making butch wax until that POS came along Bengus81 Mar 11 #13

Kegsbreath should be so smart. kairos12 Mar 11 #39

Not making him more" butch".. BattleRow Mar 11 #42

So do we know WHICH photos he's referring to? There are so many. Callie1979 Mar 11 #14

I'm going to guess ALL OF THEM. QueerDuck Mar 11 #16

If that's one of the photos, I'd say that's about as good as it gets. He's a whole lot more greasy looking with Vinca Mar 11 #15

They share a hair fetish. BattleRow Mar 11 #43

The snowflake projecteth! ffr Mar 11 #17

Meh, I wonder how many proofs Trump looked at ... JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 11 #18

WAAAAAAAAH!!! GiqueCee Mar 11 #20

Not his call to make... 2naSalit Mar 11 #21

Pete Kegstand's own mother hates him. OMGWTF Mar 11 #22

I wonder how many jars of Vaseline he goes through StarryNite Mar 11 #23

My money is on hair styling gel. ShazzieB Thursday #64

Crunchy on the outside, StarryNite Thursday #65

LOLOL! ShazzieB Friday #66

Trumplethinskin has competetion pfitz59 Mar 11 #24

Maybe he fell off the wagon (again) and is worried about more pics of him shitfaced? Attilatheblond Mar 11 #34

It doesn't bother me -- I'll be just fine if I NEVER see another photo him -- but what a diva (nt) William Seger Mar 11 #25

Pretty snowflakey behavior from macho man. Ritabert Mar 11 #26

My thought too Rebl2 Mar 11 #59

Who cares what your photos look like? Ritabert Mar 11 #60

thin skinned snowflake secretary of war. uncle ray Mar 11 #27

Uhmm, how are they going to do that? All pictures of Hegseth are unflattering... Fil1957 Mar 11 #28

I think I understand 3825-87867 Mar 11 #29

Wow, what a conceited prick. Figarosmom Mar 11 #30

Where I grew up they would say "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". twodogsbarking Mar 11 #31

How can we win a war when our military... -misanthroptimist Mar 11 #32

What if he gave a presser and nobody showed up Attilatheblond Mar 11 #33

Was his eyeliner smudged? Does he need TSF's makeup artist? MLAA Mar 11 #36

The photographers have Faux pas Mar 11 #37

What an f'ing crybaby. Fla Dem Mar 11 #38

Banned for that picture? What goddam snowflakes: it's not like they busted into his makeup room or a bathroom stall. 0rganism Mar 11 #41

A real sensitive war fighter Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 11 #44

Maybe the staff in his office beauty salon are stealth Democrats. NBachers Mar 11 #45

It's probably a beauty saloon. (nt) Pinback Mar 11 #48

Has the Pentegon issued any guidence on photographing the best side of a sack of shit? marble falls Mar 11 #46

Just wear your white hood pretty boy. twodogsbarking Mar 11 #47

What a manly warfighter! LudwigPastorius Mar 11 #49

"How dare they show the public how bad he looks! Block them!" sakabatou Mar 11 #50

Pete, do like your supreme leader and kacekwl Mar 11 #51

He's been so drunk he didn't realise he always looked that way (nt) muriel_volestrangler Mar 11 #52

Meanwhile, the David Copperfield magic award has been proposed to.... DFW Mar 11 #53

"So the bottom line is no one should ever put Pete's picture in any publication ever again." riversedge Mar 11 #54

Well, if he gives a press conference, it is guaranteed to have some unflattering screenshots. LeftInTX Mar 11 #56

Pentagon bans photographers for 'unflattering' photos of Pete Hegseth: report LetMyPeopleVote Mar 11 #57

The press will have fun with this LetMyPeopleVote Mar 11 #58

What a Snow Flake! Where are your "Big Boy Pants" Kegsbreath? Put them on! nt Exp Mar 11 #61

When the only qualification for cabinet is through Central Casting Ruby the Liberal Thursday #62

MaddowBlog-Pentagon puts restrictions on photographers, adding to Hegseth's anti-press campaign LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #63