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It's recognizably him. He seems to be fully dressed and awake. Yeah, he sneers, so what? If he had previously shown any degree of competence or humility or, really, any redeeming qualities whatsoever, no one would give a fuck. People would take a look at the pic, maybe say, "he usually looks better than this," and move right on to the next thing. Now it's a front-page story, and the picture is receiving serious scrutiny along with the response; so, nicely played, fuckwits.

You could have simply brought in a few fainting couches for troubled staff members. Wait, lemme guess, were the couches all getting roofied in the big party at the VP's place? So otherwise occupied, then. Pentagon should hire a few dedicated fainting couches to sooth our most delicate warfighters, lord knows they have the money.