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jmowreader

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13. "My fellow Americans...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:08 PM

22 hrs ago

After our successful attack on Iran, we have launched attacks on Canada, Greenland and Cuba. To all you disloyal Americans who foolishly believe we shouldn't attack countries that haven't done anything to us, I assure you the beatings will continue until morale improves."

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Trump to hold a press conference after markets close on Monday [View all] mahatmakanejeeves 23 hrs ago OP

Who gives a F**K what he has to say, he is destroying everything vapor2 23 hrs ago #1

It's not like other markets don't react after Deminpenn 23 hrs ago #2

Who gives a shit what he says? AverageOldGuy 23 hrs ago #3

You missed a few: perfessor 22 hrs ago #12

Like...anyone with two brain cells could figure out the cause and effect here. NCDem47 23 hrs ago #4

The only sure thing about this is that it will no doubt make things worse rather than better. Vinca 23 hrs ago #5

What will be the point. J_William_Ryan 23 hrs ago #6

Here is my guess gab13by13 22 hrs ago #7

He is deluded that he can turn it all around with a snap of his fingers. pat_k 22 hrs ago #8

Why is Christie McVeigh's sweet voice singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.." Marie Marie 22 hrs ago #9

He will declare victory in Iran Prairie Gates 22 hrs ago #10

Tell the MAGA faithful that reaching the Promised Land involves a "brief" walk through fire. Eugene 22 hrs ago #11

"My fellow Americans... jmowreader 22 hrs ago #13

Will he start with a funny story he heard this morning louis-t 21 hrs ago #14

He will tell us how great we have it. Blah, blah, America, immigrants suck. Same shit from the shit. twodogsbarking 21 hrs ago #15

He's not looking good at all cstanleytech 16 hrs ago #16

Brain totally fried . . . Aussie105 7 hrs ago #17