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1. That's not Minnesota. It's nowhere. There's a variety of clues, but the main one is, anyone who knows Minnesota cities knows it's not.

2. It's not anywhere. A storefront labeled CUUNTS? Come on.

3. That's not how people act in crowds. They're all the same level of delighted, all holding their phones at the same angle, all making the same sounds. There's no chaos. If you've ever been to a parade in your life, you know it's not like that.

4. The floats have a literally unreal level of craftsmanship. There would have been news articles about them if they actually existed. There are none.

5. I don't want to get into the Ojibwe symbols/cultural artifacts; that's not my lane. But I'm sure someone could dig into it.

6. No parade in a major city would allow people to ride bison down it, lmao.

7. It's dreamy and soothing and beautiful because it's AI.

This is all in addition to the labels on the channel itself regarding digital content.

ETA: Looking at it again, there's a person walking WITHOUT LEGS in the opening shot! Why are people BEHIND a fence, fenced in WITH the parade? Why are they looking at the camera instead of the float? All of these are surefire indicators of AI.