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NCDem47

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Thu Dec 4, 2025, 02:21 PM

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I know the nation’s future is no laughing matter, but this is going to be a DISASTER that will amplify everything wrong with that sick man and his followers.he won’t be able to talk intelligently about anything! They’ll need to bring the stage hook with ‘em.

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Trump plans nationwide tour to defend his policies as voters revolt over cost of living [View all] BumRushDaShow Thursday OP

Hopefully this "tour" will get him in the ground sooner. wolfie001 Thursday #1

Can I, well, dig the hole? twodogsbarking Thursday #7

"The president will kickoff" begins the last paragraph. oasis 20 hrs ago #49

"The president will kick off".... AZ8theist 20 hrs ago #55

His cult adores him and will cry like when Kim Jong Il croaked wolfie001 8 hrs ago #107

True. Harding was poisoned by his own GOPee - who saw him as a YOOGE liability for '24 peppertree 16 hrs ago #73

He was doing some hanky panky in the WH wolfie001 8 hrs ago #106

True. Harding's Tunnel: his most famous federal "infrastructure project" (and one of his few) peppertree 6 hrs ago #108

Comedy gold! NCDem47 Thursday #2

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 electric_blue68 13 hrs ago #88

He'll snooze his way through the whole thing. louis-t Thursday #3

Good luck with that, SHitler. n/t CousinIT Thursday #4

Nationwide Tour? Then, we need to organize... Escape Thursday #5

Safe travels. twodogsbarking Thursday #6

How much will this tour cost taxpayers in $??? RockCreek Thursday #8

Exactly that BlueSpot Thursday #43

Oh boy; small crowds will get to see his dementia up close! Chasstev365 Thursday #9

Plan B: JawJaw 13 hrs ago #87

A Series of Trump Rallies MissouriDem47 Thursday #10

Hahaha. Good luck with that. Joinfortmill Thursday #11

A real SLEEPER! usonian Thursday #12

Great time for protests! truthisfreedom Thursday #13

My popcorn is ready. He won't last one hour. nt Blasphemer Thursday #14

Oh yes he will. maxsolomon 14 hrs ago #82

Please proceed Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #15

Good...that will not end well for him. BigmanPigman Thursday #16

Nailed it. NCDem47 Thursday #18

Heard He Loves To Gold Plate Shit So I Got Him This Award!!! MayReasonRule Thursday #17

Probably be another staged assassination attempt duckworth969 Thursday #19

Looking forward to the tar the farce. nt Xipe Totec Thursday #20

oh boy! edhopper Thursday #21

His handlers are going to need more Adderall. llmart Thursday #22

Yeah, can't see him getting through such a tour PatSeg Thursday #24

He can stay away from Michigan. llmart Thursday #35

Ha, ha! PatSeg Thursday #44

You're hearty souls up there! electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #105

Especially in December... travelingthrulife 17 hrs ago #67

Good point PatSeg 17 hrs ago #68

Yes Trump is going to need a lot of uppers to do these rallies. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #52

Maybe we can recommend that he take ten times the prescribed amount. llmart 14 hrs ago #81

His all night ranting and raving means they are giving him too high a dose. Irish_Dem 11 hrs ago #95

Can we turn them into No Kings protests? Amaryllis Thursday #23

Yeah, more Sleepy Joe Crooked Hillary Sharks Batteries Windmills Brain Cancer So Unfair Liberal Hoax Fake News hatrack Thursday #25

Plus his infamous accordion hands. llmart Thursday #36

lyrics to another bad Billy Joel song... lapfog_1 10 hrs ago #101

During the holiday season? How odd. Raven123 Thursday #26

He will be pasing the collection plate like never before. twodogsbarking Thursday #27

Its winter. He'll freeze his ... .... He'll probably start in 2 weeks. Srkdqltr Thursday #28

Ugh.... moose65 Thursday #29

Can he stand up? greymattermom Thursday #30

He's getting to old to do a tour like this. Better have the medical team at the ready. BradBo Thursday #31

Hush! What are you trying to do? Ray Bruns 18 hrs ago #62

I can't help it I've been an EMT for 25 year. BradBo 16 hrs ago #75

He won't be a martyr. The red hats will move on to someone more stupid the Ray Bruns 14 hrs ago #79

Maybe so. And Republicans will hit their wagon to that person. BradBo 12 hrs ago #93

I don't think this will fare well for him. Figarosmom Thursday #32

Shut up! Ray Bruns 17 hrs ago #63

This will not end well for Trump AverageOldGuy Thursday #33

Please proceed Deminpenn Thursday #34

Come on, baby! Let's do the sleepwalker! struggle4progress Thursday #37

Why go on tour and lie? Aussie105 Thursday #38

Looking forward to more gaffes, stumbles, confusion, and dementia symptoms. Martin68 Thursday #39

This gaslighting tour is going to be a disaster. MuirHero Thursday #40

You mean he's going to light his farts? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #45

hahahahahaha Boo1 Thursday #41

I want to see him try to convince people that things don't cost more Blumancru Thursday #42

Trump will baffle 'em with bullshit, sop 17 hrs ago #66

Circus coming to town pfitz59 Thursday #46

Will he do the double-bubba dick stroke dance? Crowman2009 Yesterday #47

Time to activate the No Kings crowd... CapnSteve 21 hrs ago #48

I may not protest this time, I didn't get that last check. Oh, screw it, I'll protest that asshole for free. OverBurn 13 hrs ago #92

Maybe the strain of travel will kill him. That would be so terrible or something. Orrex 20 hrs ago #50

Don't get my hopes up. Ray Bruns 17 hrs ago #64

Taking his bribery/extortion show on the road. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #51

Bingo! LiberalLovinLug 11 hrs ago #96

He should sell pieces of the East Wing and blown up fishing boats. Irish_Dem 11 hrs ago #98

Paid actors and billionaire wannabes in t-shirts and jeans bucolic_frolic 20 hrs ago #53

He can't defend his policies or deny their failures, he'll just have to blame it all on someone else. sop 20 hrs ago #54

He's been pointing the finger at others since he came down that escalator. Prof. Toru Tanaka 18 hrs ago #61

Here's hoping that millions of citizens turn out to "welcome" him. (nt) Paladin 20 hrs ago #56

Note The Quote Marks! 😄 electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #103

Oh, yes please take your show on the road. Magoo48 19 hrs ago #57

Good idea Donny Botany 19 hrs ago #58

More Promises Falcon101 18 hrs ago #59

I suspect that there will be protests outside his venues. mwb970 18 hrs ago #60

just hoping lrucks1952 17 hrs ago #65

I'm listening. How successful were your day one price cuts? Norrrm 17 hrs ago #69

A Packed Audience 2na fisherman 17 hrs ago #70

It willl be cut shot after the protests are larger than those attending ashredux 16 hrs ago #71

It will be a disaster and he will crash and burn kimbutgar 16 hrs ago #72

The only people that will show up or watch are his sycophants. Jacson6 16 hrs ago #74

Anyone else think that this was Melania's idea? littlemissmartypants 15 hrs ago #76

That's one way to boost sales of tomatoes. nt Qutzupalotl 15 hrs ago #77

The "They're Eating the Dogs! They're Eating the Cats!" tour of 2026 will be a real barnburner. Ol Janx Spirit 15 hrs ago #78

RE: ""White House aides see Trump as the Republican Party's best salesman --" BadGimp 14 hrs ago #80

January is coming soon. maliaSmith 14 hrs ago #83

it might work justsomeguy01 13 hrs ago #84

The solution to high prices is throw out the president, right? IronLionZion 13 hrs ago #85

Keep your replies coming....I'm rolling on the floor laughing!! Sogo 13 hrs ago #86

Here's what's going to happen... jmowreader 13 hrs ago #89

Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour duckworth969 13 hrs ago #90

Are they selling tour t-shirts and hats and flags, candy bars, covfie mugs, pictures of celebrity Reps? twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #91

His handlers won't let him do it because he no longer has the stamina to do it. flashman13 12 hrs ago #94

They'll no doubt try to stop him, yes - but the Pig from Hell listens to one peppertree 11 hrs ago #99

He'll end up like Warren Harding - the most corrupt U.S. president up to His Orangeness peppertree 11 hrs ago #97

It's gonna be a tough slog, even with screened audiences of Maga wackadoodle nuts Brother Buzz 10 hrs ago #100

Witnesses to history peppertree 10 hrs ago #102

Maybe this is their plan to end him. travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #104