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Politicub

(12,320 posts)
15. These days, I don't know if a headline is going to be
Fri Nov 14, 2025, 12:43 PM
Yesterday

from Borowitz or a mainstream newspaper.

Bananas and coffee? That will solve everyone's economic woes.

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chocorations will be increased!!! ret5hd Yesterday #1
" .... certain exports that cannot be grown, mined, or produced in sufficient quantities in the United States." Diamond_Dog Yesterday #2
Because it wouldn't have helped line the pockets of the wealthy. cstanleytech Yesterday #4
Finally figured out that coffee and bananas don't come from the US Ritabert Yesterday #3
Yeah. How about that. 🙄 underpants Yesterday #5
They're dumbasses. Ritabert Yesterday #21
So comforting watching a felonious buffoon making all of our decisions for the whole country mdbl Yesterday #6
Scratching an itch sometimes makes it worse. That must not be in the Epstein Files. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7
coffee & bananas that should fix everything ! Nigrum Cattus Yesterday #8
Is he calling the new 'trade agreement' the Making Pooping Cheaper Act? Attilatheblond Yesterday #9
50% tariff still on Brazil which produces the bulk of coffee for US. A'hole, ignoramus, economy terrorist! hlthe2b Yesterday #10
Don't worry, just the excerpt Blackjackdavey Yesterday #14
"as well as ..., textiles, and apparel that are imported from Guatemala. " progree Yesterday #11
So that check from Chiquita cleared the bank, I take it. Eugene Yesterday #12
Bananas and coffee? ananda Yesterday #13
These days, I don't know if a headline is going to be Politicub Yesterday #15
Well, cheaper bananas will surely help the White-Bred (sic) Banana Sandwich Republic we're now living in! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Yesterday #16
Can Trump even peel a banana or drink coffee without spilling it? twodogsbarking Yesterday #17
Ya right! BlueWavePsych Yesterday #18
Ah so! He is admitting tariffs do raise prices on Americans. broiles Yesterday #19
Once again the Arsonist wants a Medal tonekat Yesterday #20
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