We are sorry we presented you slimy bastard the way we did by omitting some of your lies and gibberish. We think you are a big piece of garbage only useful as an EPA toxic landfill or as an example, as Hitler was, to never have been allowed to even run for office. We are sorry your parents were unable to have a sane child who will best be remembered in history as the worst American ever born.
We hope that the Americans heap upon you the honors you deserve and mark your passing with bigger celebrations than any in the history of our American cousins. We know that the rest of the world will be unanimous in their agreement with that celebration. We know that your passing will include a lot of gas and probably much more.
What we love about you is that you make our worst kings and leaders look wonderful in comparison. And take Princeless Andrew along with you to your vision of paradise where it's almost as warm as Florida. You deserve all the honors you earn in the afterlife.
We only ask in return is that you celebrate your victory over us by enjoying the Biggest Mac ever made to help you move along quicker to your time in the afterlife.
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