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CMell

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29. Suetonius on Nero
Sun Oct 26, 2025, 07:15 AM
Oct 26
SUETONIUS ~ THE LIFE OF NERO ~
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There was nothing however in which he was more ruinously prodigal than in building. He made a palace extending all the way from the Palatine to the Esquiline, which at first he called the House of Passage, but when it was burned shortly after its completion and rebuilt, the Golden House. Its size and splendour will be sufficiently indicated by the following details. Its vestibule was large enough to contain a colossal statue of the emperor a hundred and twenty feet high; and it was so extensive that it had a triple colonnade a mile long. There was a pond too, like a sea, surrounded with buildings to represent cities, besides tracts of country, varied by tilled fields, vineyards, pastures and woods, with great numbers of wild and domestic animals. In the rest of the house all parts were overlaid with gold and adorned with gems and mother-of-pearl. There were dining-rooms with fretted ceils of ivory, whose panels could turn and shower down flowers and were fitted with pipes for sprinkling the guests with perfumes. The main banquet hall was circular and constantly revolved day and night, like the heavens. He had baths supplied with sea water and sulphur water. When the edifice was finished in this style and he dedicated it, he deigned to say nothing more in the way of approval than that he was at least a beginning to be housed like a human being. ...


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It's the stairway to hev unnnn, twodogsbarking Oct 25 #1
Heh! electric_blue68 Oct 25 #16
Then it DEFINITELY is... COL Mustard Oct 25 #19
Or hell. After all... ananda Oct 25 #24
Staircase to nowhere is a metaphor? Colliding windows good for falling out of? cbabe Oct 25 #2
Stairway for his grand entrance. republianmushroom Oct 25 #3
My exact thoughts popsdenver Oct 25 #7
Bet he makes an absolute nuisance of himself on the construction site. tanyev Oct 25 #4
Another exercise in futility and stupidity. Ocelot II Oct 25 #5
Chump only cares whether the carpets match the drapes FakeNoose Oct 25 #6
true keroro gunsou Oct 25 #12
Stairs to nowhere is a feature C_U_L8R Oct 25 #8
It's The Trumpchester Mystery House AZJonnie Oct 25 #9
Stairs that go nowhere, doors which open out onto drops sakabatou Oct 25 #14
Trump removed the stairs Progressive dog Oct 25 #10
He's managing this the same way he ran his businesses (i.e. 6 bankruptcies) groundloop Oct 25 #11
The bankruptcies were a smart move. Dixiegrrrl Oct 25 #20
Didn't he always say building things was his family business? ChicagoTeamster Oct 25 #13
The stairs will lead to a throne Mysterian Oct 25 #15
With all the backlash against this, slightlv Oct 25 #17
That's what happens when you use AI to save $$$ on architects. littlemissmartypants Oct 25 #18
Construction delayed... Yet destruction of the East Wing was hurried up, not delayed. Norrrm Oct 25 #21
It's Muskrat's DOGEshit method BumRushDaShow Oct 25 #22
At least it wasn't an escalator. SergeStorms Oct 25 #23
The bunker (s?) need to be included. mahina Oct 25 #25
The bunker is already there underground Captain Zero Oct 25 #26
rump's as crazy as William Wirt Winchester's widow Sarah struggle4progress Oct 25 #27
Spray-painted gold ornaments from Home Despot Blue Owl Oct 25 #28
Suetonius on Nero CMell Oct 26 #29
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