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4. And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee."

Sat Oct 4, 2025, 07:10 AM

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That was so phony and staged it was ridiculous. Having a camera crew along with her
as she made a piss stop at a local police station? Please. She and her people knew what
the answer was going to be before she went to the door. Why didn’t she pee in the ICE building
she was in? Or stop in one of the many fast food restaurants that were near by? Or why didn’t
one of her people call up the police station 1st?

And the Academy Award for best writing for the film, “I Gotta Pee.”
“Governor Pritzker is at fault because he is so uncooperative.”
“We were out on an operation to round up gang and cartel members.”

Pure Kabuki theater.

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'No, You Cannot!' Kristi Noem Denied Bathroom Access at Illinois Government Building [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

Why is MEDIAite stating she was denied access Lars39 Yesterday #1

???? BumRushDaShow Yesterday #5

In the second paragraph you posted... Lars39 Yesterday #9

ICE has some "facilty" that they are using in the same town BumRushDaShow Yesterday #11

That is not what I was referring to... Lars39 Yesterday #20

And apparently she was "denied" bathroom facilities at both locations BumRushDaShow Yesterday #21

Where does it say that? Lars39 Yesterday #22

I posted a quote wtih a link to an article about the protests AT the ICE facility upthread (that you ignored) BumRushDaShow Yesterday #34

I think that was Ormsby being sarcastic. lol Lars39 Yesterday #35

Perhaps or perhaps not BumRushDaShow Yesterday #36

Yes, until they move onto the next blue city. Lars39 Yesterday #37

I judge just blocked them from going into Portland! BumRushDaShow Yesterday #38

That's great! Lars39 Yesterday #40

How's she supposed to snort her lines of cocaine? Irish_Dem Yesterday #2

The irony of her complaining she is harassed while just doing her job. Irish_Dem Yesterday #3

Her whiny performance speaks volumes BumRushDaShow Yesterday #7

And the Academy Award goes to Kristi Noem for her acting in, "I Gotta Pee." Botany Yesterday #4

She should just take a pee or dump in the gravel pit. GreenWave Yesterday #6

She was allowed to use it once and they won't make that mistake again. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8

Correct headline: "Kristi Noem and Her Staff Bizarrely Try To Film Her Going to the Bathroom" SSJVegeta Yesterday #10

Most people don't need an entourage when going to the restroom unless they are planning to snort coke. twodogsbarking Yesterday #13

When can we expect.."Pete Hegseth and BattleRow Yesterday #15

I hope it was my typo that inspired this comment SSJVegeta Yesterday #17

Yes it was...synchronicity at its finest! BattleRow Yesterday #19

Kristi should talk! ProudMNDemocrat Yesterday #12

It won't be long and none of these fascists will be safe in this country. Wonder how Puppy Killer travelingthrulife Yesterday #18

Posting threatening language is not helpful (eom) ClickClack Yesterday #31

Oh. the poor little psychopath! travelingthrulife Yesterday #14

Local officials later explained they were fully cooperating with Noem until... Glorious bastard Yesterday #16

How does acting like petty children help us? Username1234 Yesterday #23

I suspect there's more here than meets the eye. TurboDem Yesterday #24

"...in the Chicago area to "do some operations to pick up some guys with criminal convictions." So - cosplay. Again. Grins Yesterday #25

That Benny Johnson? paleotn Yesterday #26

The real reason she was denied is because Kristi Noem is trans! Mawspam2 Yesterday #27

Seriously, is it just the inner ugliness of this woman hamsterjill Yesterday #28

I remember that puppy. Botany Yesterday #29

Seeping through... Like a lizard person still being obvious through its skin suit? Beartracks Yesterday #30

Third Amendment! ck4829 Yesterday #32

Get Depends like your Fuerher wears. Or better yet: "Piss Off." Evolve Dammit Yesterday #33

The orange turd can probably lend you some diapers to keep on hand, Dogkiller. 50 Shades Of Blue Yesterday #39

"And all we're doing is getting criminals, and terrorists, and cartels, and gang members off the streets." OldBaldy1701E 15 hrs ago #41