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32. Like eating seven apples on Saturday ...

Tue Aug 19, 2025, 11:27 PM

Aug 19

Like eating seven apples.on Saturday night cuz the stable [ boy] jean-yus heard "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Tubby is Always looking for the "easiest" way to achieve an unprepared for, and totally un earned prize.

Toss the golf ball up on the green out of the rough. Pay large sums of money to avoid paying taxes that clearly he could afford to shoulder and which would improve the quality.of life for his fellow Human n'bors and country"men".

It's truly sad to realize a committed narcissist is frightened enough not to "repent" but to publicly use a to him "reduced number of deaths" not a total immediate End of Deaths he could advocate for--as he asks The Universe to hear his rather too late too little too bad suckered cry for spiritual salvation.

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'I hear I'm not doing well': Trump hopes he can get into heaven and believes solving Ukraine war will get him there [View all] OKIsItJustMe Aug 19 OP

"Hey fatso, please die!" wolfie001 Aug 19 #1

More like Smilo Aug 19 #2

I'm sure you'll find out, but I heard somewhere that they don't take adulterers and pedophiles. MLWR Aug 19 #3

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Like eating seven apples on Saturday ... Upjumpdadebil Aug 19 #32

Speaking of "tubby," NJCher Aug 20 #41

Best news of the day.. Permanut Aug 19 #4

And don't forget Rush! llmart Aug 19 #16

His chances of going to Heaven are even worse than his odds for the Nobel Peace Prize, Ocelot II Aug 19 #5

He got a better chance of seeing Elvis. 3Hotdogs Aug 19 #33

His odds of going to heaven are down; Not 30 or 40%, but 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1500% NowsTheTime Aug 20 #44

But, damn - this actually explains his obsession with getting the Nobel Prize dhol82 Aug 19 #6

I don't... myohmy2 Aug 19 #7

Somebody please tell them they have the best golf courses there.. PittBlue Aug 19 #8

The more he speaks, the stupider he sounds. 33taw Aug 20 #40

At least Donnie's right about one thing... regnaD kciN Aug 19 #9

He's not even on the totem Pole. EndlessWire Aug 19 #12

"I'm hearing I'm not doing well" Dulcinea Aug 20 #39

In one of my favorite Denzel Washington films, Man on Fire.... paleotn Aug 19 #10

Maybe he's admitting he is physically unwell. Raven123 Aug 19 #11

Says the man who looked at the Ten Commandments, and said "Hold my beer!" rsdsharp Aug 19 #13

...solving Ukraine war will get him there... "Heaven" republianmushroom Aug 19 #14

Just another distraction. EPSTEIN FILES. EndlessWire Aug 19 #15

He's also trying to minimize perception of his treachery not fooled Aug 19 #19

Almost sounds like he sold his soul. thought crime Aug 19 #17

What soul? iemanja Aug 19 #27

Wheeling and dealing with God. Trump wants His title and power and immortality. travelingthrulife Aug 20 #65

"I hear I'm not doing well" mzmolly Aug 19 #18

Heaven is chock-full of all those WOKE people that he doesn't like FakeNoose Aug 19 #21

"I want to try to get to heaven if possible,.." LudwigPastorius Aug 19 #22

What would he do there? colorado_ufo Aug 19 #24

Sorry, Chump... RealityChik Aug 20 #63

Shutting down USAID will result in huge numbers of people who die from starvation and disease. patphil Aug 19 #23

and he's buyying his way to, heavven. twodogsbarking Aug 19 #25

If anyone is destined for hell iemanja Aug 19 #26

He forgets he's the golden calf. mdbl Aug 19 #28

Seems a Beta can't be an Alpha no matter ho hard they try. rickyhall Aug 19 #29

He's doing great, in fact. He should die immediately to go to heaven ASAP. Orrex Aug 19 #30

Leavitt: "The president wants to get to heaven as I hope we all do in this room." riversedge Aug 19 #31

She actually said that, and her oversized cross did not burst into flame? niyad Aug 20 #46

He thinks he's doing an Art of the Deal with God KS Toronado Aug 19 #34

I hope Trump gets to heaven. He'll be fucking miserable there. Xipe Totec Aug 20 #35

Dump's on the highway to hell Blue Owl Aug 20 #36

Slobfather doesn't broker peace, he brokers capitulation. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 20 #37

What bs...I'm sure he would think hell was heaven....nt Figarosmom Aug 20 #38

When he hildegaard28 Aug 20 #42

I'm an ordained minister, Rincewind Aug 20 #43

I saw this once before when a malignant narcissist neared death. Scrivener7 Aug 20 #45

Thank you for that cheering thought! niyad Aug 20 #47

In the case of my relative, and I think here, it also answers Scrivener7 Aug 20 #49

I always assumed that the cruelty and damage was the point. niyad Aug 20 #53

for them or us? Javaman Aug 20 #48

They're always a terror to those of us who have to Scrivener7 Aug 20 #50

😔🥺🫢😊😄😂 dlilafae Aug 20 #51

I dunno, maybe His Orangeness doesn't need to broker a deal AllyCat Aug 20 #52

He should drop the F*@% dead and see. DemMedic Aug 20 #54

A new level of hell is being constructed just for you, Donny Klondike Kat Aug 20 #55

And immediately in Heaven... MiHale Aug 20 #56

Completely ignorant of reality and proud of it. twodogsbarking Aug 20 #57

A little too late DownriverDem Aug 20 #58

Trump's victims bmichaelh Aug 20 #59

To which the rest of us say: " If he's going to heaven I'm not." Ritabert Aug 20 #60

Heaven my a** Jilly_in_VA Aug 20 #61

Luke 18:24-27 Deminpenn Aug 20 #62

And when Chump reaches the pearly gates, st Peter Hassler Aug 20 #64