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FakeNoose

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21. Heaven is chock-full of all those WOKE people that he doesn't like

Reply to OKIsItJustMe (Original post)

Tue Aug 19, 2025, 09:57 PM

Aug 19

Why would he want to go there? And I'm certain that they don't want HIM there either....

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'I hear I'm not doing well': Trump hopes he can get into heaven and believes solving Ukraine war will get him there [View all] OKIsItJustMe Aug 19 OP

"Hey fatso, please die!" wolfie001 Aug 19 #1

More like Smilo Aug 19 #2

I'm sure you'll find out, but I heard somewhere that they don't take adulterers and pedophiles. MLWR Aug 19 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author Upjumpdadebil Aug 19 #20

Like eating seven apples on Saturday ... Upjumpdadebil Aug 19 #32

Speaking of "tubby," NJCher Aug 20 #41

Best news of the day.. Permanut Aug 19 #4

And don't forget Rush! llmart Aug 19 #16

His chances of going to Heaven are even worse than his odds for the Nobel Peace Prize, Ocelot II Aug 19 #5

He got a better chance of seeing Elvis. 3Hotdogs Aug 19 #33

His odds of going to heaven are down; Not 30 or 40%, but 1,000%, 600%, 500%, 1500% NowsTheTime Aug 20 #44

But, damn - this actually explains his obsession with getting the Nobel Prize dhol82 Aug 19 #6

I don't... myohmy2 Aug 19 #7

Somebody please tell them they have the best golf courses there.. PittBlue Aug 19 #8

The more he speaks, the stupider he sounds. 33taw Aug 20 #40

At least Donnie's right about one thing... regnaD kciN Aug 19 #9

He's not even on the totem Pole. EndlessWire Aug 19 #12

"I'm hearing I'm not doing well" Dulcinea Aug 20 #39

In one of my favorite Denzel Washington films, Man on Fire.... paleotn Aug 19 #10

Maybe he's admitting he is physically unwell. Raven123 Aug 19 #11

Says the man who looked at the Ten Commandments, and said "Hold my beer!" rsdsharp Aug 19 #13

...solving Ukraine war will get him there... "Heaven" republianmushroom Aug 19 #14

Just another distraction. EPSTEIN FILES. EndlessWire Aug 19 #15

He's also trying to minimize perception of his treachery not fooled Aug 19 #19

Almost sounds like he sold his soul. thought crime Aug 19 #17

What soul? iemanja Aug 19 #27

Wheeling and dealing with God. Trump wants His title and power and immortality. travelingthrulife Aug 20 #65

"I hear I'm not doing well" mzmolly Aug 19 #18

Heaven is chock-full of all those WOKE people that he doesn't like FakeNoose Aug 19 #21

"I want to try to get to heaven if possible,.." LudwigPastorius Aug 19 #22

What would he do there? colorado_ufo Aug 19 #24

Sorry, Chump... RealityChik Aug 20 #63

Shutting down USAID will result in huge numbers of people who die from starvation and disease. patphil Aug 19 #23

and he's buyying his way to, heavven. twodogsbarking Aug 19 #25

If anyone is destined for hell iemanja Aug 19 #26

He forgets he's the golden calf. mdbl Aug 19 #28

Seems a Beta can't be an Alpha no matter ho hard they try. rickyhall Aug 19 #29

He's doing great, in fact. He should die immediately to go to heaven ASAP. Orrex Aug 19 #30

Leavitt: "The president wants to get to heaven as I hope we all do in this room." riversedge Aug 19 #31

She actually said that, and her oversized cross did not burst into flame? niyad Aug 20 #46

He thinks he's doing an Art of the Deal with God KS Toronado Aug 19 #34

I hope Trump gets to heaven. He'll be fucking miserable there. Xipe Totec Aug 20 #35

Dump's on the highway to hell Blue Owl Aug 20 #36

Slobfather doesn't broker peace, he brokers capitulation. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 20 #37

What bs...I'm sure he would think hell was heaven....nt Figarosmom Aug 20 #38

When he hildegaard28 Aug 20 #42

I'm an ordained minister, Rincewind Aug 20 #43

I saw this once before when a malignant narcissist neared death. Scrivener7 Aug 20 #45

Thank you for that cheering thought! niyad Aug 20 #47

In the case of my relative, and I think here, it also answers Scrivener7 Aug 20 #49

I always assumed that the cruelty and damage was the point. niyad Aug 20 #53

for them or us? Javaman Aug 20 #48

They're always a terror to those of us who have to Scrivener7 Aug 20 #50

😔🥺🫢😊😄😂 dlilafae Aug 20 #51

I dunno, maybe His Orangeness doesn't need to broker a deal AllyCat Aug 20 #52

He should drop the F*@% dead and see. DemMedic Aug 20 #54

A new level of hell is being constructed just for you, Donny Klondike Kat Aug 20 #55

And immediately in Heaven... MiHale Aug 20 #56

Completely ignorant of reality and proud of it. twodogsbarking Aug 20 #57

A little too late DownriverDem Aug 20 #58

Trump's victims bmichaelh Aug 20 #59

To which the rest of us say: " If he's going to heaven I'm not." Ritabert Aug 20 #60

Heaven my a** Jilly_in_VA Aug 20 #61

Luke 18:24-27 Deminpenn Aug 20 #62

And when Chump reaches the pearly gates, st Peter Hassler Aug 20 #64