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Skittles

(167,406 posts)
21. this one cracked me up
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 04:47 PM
Aug 15

I had put in for the rare Sunday off (I always worked weekends) - boss came over and asked if I really needed that day off because some other folk "really" wanted it off - I said well, I was planning to lay around and do nothing. CANCELLED! he said......so I asked him, why does anyone need that Sunday off? "It's Easter Sunday", he said. Gawd I could be so clueless.

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These celebrities are so out of touch with everything and everybody. We should send him to South Sudan Blues Heron Aug 14 #1
Especially since Oz is famous BECAUSE SouthBayDem Aug 14 #10
hem. a lot of us do work and hey stup, i am retired full medical. gett a real job. AllaN01Bear Aug 14 #2
Nobody is refusing to work so that can get that sweet Medicaid insurance. Midnight Writer Aug 14 #3
Anyone who's still a Republican in 2025 is so fucking stupid they almost certainly believe all of the above. Karasu Aug 14 #14
Says the "man" Katcat Aug 14 #4
This effin' guy tonekat Aug 14 #5
Work till you're dead. rickyhall Aug 14 #6
I'm retired and I've turned "doing nothing" into my new full-time job wolfie001 Aug 14 #7
heh, I remember when my boss asked me what I would be doing on my day off Skittles Aug 14 #12
LOL!!! wolfie001 Aug 15 #15
this one cracked me up Skittles Aug 15 #21
... Harker Aug 14 #8
"My wife was complaining about the price of her crudit" wolfie001 Aug 15 #16
I haven't figured out how to avoid that, thus the ellipsis. Harker Aug 15 #17
Yep! Just a super duper rich a-hole wolfie001 Aug 15 #18
Oz the Asshole. NT cstanleytech Aug 14 #9
look who is whining about people watching daytime TV Skittles Aug 14 #11
Oz: "An able-bodied person on Medicaid today watches about 6.1 hours of television...." area51 Aug 14 #13
And who the fuck says something like "6.1 hours"? Aristus Aug 15 #22
"Get back to work, slave!" DSandra Aug 15 #19
He's attacking hypotheticals. Par for the Republican course. maxsolomon Aug 15 #20
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