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Ray Bruns

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19. And I demand a unicorn that craps gold bricks!

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Mon Apr 28, 2025, 09:54 AM

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But I’m pretty sure that’s not happening either.

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Donald Trump Demands Investigations Into Negative Approval Rating Polls [View all] Mr. Sparkle Monday OP

"We all love you, O yes we do. To you we'll be true." - No Honorable American Ever BoRaGard Monday #1

'Donald Trump Is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being I've Ever Known in My Life' DBoon Monday #44

He is surrounded by yes men and women who tell him things like the SCOTUS voted 9 - 0 in HIS favour LiberalLovinLug Monday #57

When I read the headline I laughed, I really thought it was "The Onion"... Escurumbele Monday #93

"A person named DONALD J. TRUMP, ME..." sop Monday #2

DONALD J. TRUMP, ME... SomewhereInTheMiddle Monday #24

Mercy Enema. dchill Monday #63

Mentally Erratic HarryM Monday #91

"Loose" for "Lose" is my biggest pet peeve. louis-t Monday #64

The King of Fake calls the polls fake. twodogsbarking Monday #3

Exactly right! His poll numbers have always been fake FakeNoose Monday #65

Even the Fox polls are attacking him, DENVERPOPS Monday #98

Dictator................. Lovie777 Monday #4

You left out the "k." The Madcap Monday #18

" loose a lot of credibility????" Loose？ This is as stoopid as people who spell it "fucken." AZLD4Candidate Monday #5

Lose screw is loosing it Ponietz Monday #23

Loose screw is losing it Bernardo de La Paz Monday #33

Guess you didn't follow the sarcasm Ponietz Monday #35

You are right. Thanks. I did not catch that the stable genius used it. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Monday #36

"after I win elections big" got me underpants Monday #60

This is narcissism creating delusions. everyonematters Monday #6

Thought it had to be a joke at first 🤮 Meowmee Monday #7

I checked immediately.. Escape Monday #16

Awe, his feelings are hurt... Omnipresent Monday #8

Considering his poor performance, Torchlight Monday #9

99.9% at the border? yardwork Monday #10

The only question why his approval rating is as high as 42% Ritabert Monday #11

Changed three words of this song because this is what he wants. AZLD4Candidate Monday #12

Well, he has some weapons of choice to use against pollsters... ananda Monday #13

If he's railing against the polls... NCDem47 Monday #14

I was thinking the same thing! BigmanPigman Monday #32

Narcissists will never accept the fact BlueKota Monday #80

Of course he did this, but unless he's running for an unconstitutional 3rd term, how is it election interference? Eugene Monday #15

It doesn't have to make sense, as long as MAGA gets the message he's the victim of lies and radical left conspiracy Martin Eden Tuesday #103

I thought this was satire, but I guess not IronLionZion Monday #17

And I demand a unicorn that craps gold bricks! Ray Bruns Monday #19

Poor Donnie is butt hurt Dave Id Monday #20

When you read a story like this... Trueblue Texan Monday #21

We're just not into you donnie... Wounded Bear Monday #22

Trump just draws more attention to his negative polls, and it makes him look weak and petty. Stupid! Martin68 Monday #25

Besides being a delusional, demented, old man, his staff is feeding him positive news. Fla Dem Monday #26

Was looking for the Onion link UpInArms Monday #27

You're not the only one.. HipChick Monday #37

The dumbest motherfucker on the planet kysrsoze Monday #28

He was elected by gullible, oblivious, and of course, the uneducated. NT Postal Grunt Monday #52

I don't know about dumbest mdbl Monday #62

Our Dear Leader has such thin skin FullySupportDems Monday #29

Graydon Carter, former Vanity Fair editor, really nailed it when he said... 3catwoman3 Monday #86

Makes my Monday morning!! PortTack Monday #30

Paranoid little dictator. hadEnuf Monday #31

No Donald - we just do not like you....period. walkingman Monday #34

Trump has like an OCD to polls tornado34jh Monday #38

ROFLMAO ReRe Monday #39

Another full diaper. hay rick Monday #40

Paranoid Donny? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #41

Yes! Investigate those Fox News polls! Zorro Monday #42

Sigh. So tiresome. 2MuchNoise Monday #43

And of course, Trump is lying here as well. Wiz Imp Monday #45

What part of "we hate you, we really hate you" doesn't he get?? Vinca Monday #46

Why do the polls disagree with the vote? Botany Monday #47

Maddow Blog-As his approval rating sinks, Trump wants investigations into pollsters LetMyPeopleVote Monday #48

Present your evidence, Donny boy. hadEnuf Monday #70

What. An. Arsehole. (nt) muriel_volestrangler Monday #49

Yes, please focus on this Trump and stop deporting children with cancer and destroying programs 33taw Monday #50

Hell, Pope Francis hated your guts, dotard. mobeau69 Monday #51

Waaaaah. Torrent63 Monday #53

The investigation will timms139 Monday #54

So, arresting pollsters is next? mzmolly Monday #55

He'll sue a couple pollsters for millions of dollars. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Monday #73

That mzmolly Monday #94

I hope SNL rips him a new one. He just keeps giving them material. Baitball Blogger Monday #56

Some people are saying the fraud goes straight to the top IronLionZion Monday #58

What a whiny, diapered, thin skinned man-baby he is. LudwigPastorius Monday #59

We hate. "Drooling Sleepy Snoring DonOLD's guts !!!! #ImpeachTrump Trueblue1968 Monday #61

Unbelievable! red dog 1 Monday #66

What's to investigate? Most people can't stand even seeing his face on the news mdbl Monday #67

I could tell him ... rustysgurl Monday #68

Hilarious!! Sogo Monday #69

Macho Trump is sure a little whinny crybaby. NotHardly Monday #71

HOW does The Oninon compete with this shit? Skittles Monday #72

...Fucking really? This shitshow of an administration needs to fucking collapse NOW. Karasu Monday #74

Next step - ICE will send pollsters to El Salvador n/t AdamGG Monday #75

The ruler of the country (and the world! trump says so! ) is insane. Really. Hekate Monday #76

He thinks he's helping. Turbineguy Monday #77

Donny is the reason justaprogressive Monday #78

He's losing whatever was left of his mind, What a delusional asshole. LymphocyteLover Monday #79

This is what he has done all his life---blame others for his own incompetence. That is why he has umpteen failed Doodley Monday #81

Donald: Chasstev365 Monday #82

What a Fanta flavored snowflake! LW1977 Monday #83

Please put him out of his fucking misery already Blue Owl Monday #84

There can't be election fraud, since he can't be re-elected NickB79 Monday #85

Hey Caligula orangecrush Monday #87

THEY ARE SICK AND ARE TRULY THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!-Sounds like a personal problem. 58Sunliner Monday #88

also anyone protesting is a paid operative PedroXimenez Monday #89

Don't forget he sued justgamma Monday #90

Doesn't Rebl2 Monday #92

drumpf... Godot51 Monday #95

Investigation Now? MissouriDem47 Monday #96

Wouldn't it be something if they were even lower. Historic NY Monday #97

Careful, Donnie Klondike Kat Tuesday #99

But yeah, let's wait and see. OldBaldy1701E Tuesday #100

He can be a snowflake on his own dime. I'm not paying for this crap! GPV Tuesday #101

As Rachel said. You can tell it bugs him. mahina Tuesday #102

donald uncork your head from Putin's ass republianmushroom Tuesday #104