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MineralMan

(152,103 posts)
13. Back when I was in high school. the cheapest vehicle on the market
Mon Jun 29, 2026, 01:15 PM
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was a Chevy pickup. It didn't have a heater. It didn't have a radio. It had a 3-on-the-tree transmission. Who would buy that today?

Who? The same people who bought it then. It was a work truck. A utility vehicle that put everything aside except the utility part. It had a six-foot long box on the back you could carry stuff in. You could load it with lumber, concrete blocks, or trash to take to the dump. You could buy it for yourself to use or as a farm truck for your farm hands to use.

It was a utility vehicle. We don't make those any longer. We don't. Others do. They're some of the most popular vehicles on the planet, everywhere but in the USA. They're sold by the tens of thousands everywhere in the world but here. In fact, you can't buy one here. They're illegal to sell in the USA. Not safe enough. Not environmentally friendly enough. Not expensive enough for US makers to produce profitably.

They're some of the most popular vehicles anywhere, except here in the USA. We don't want them. We won't allow you to own one. We hate them. They don't make enough money, see.

Everywhere else, though, you can buy one. They're cheap. They're functional. They're great for hauling stuff from one place to another, along with a couple of workers to do something with that stuff.

We don't sell those in the USA. Don't mention them. Don't show pictures of them with the $12,000 price they sell for everywhere else. You don't' want one, see, and you can't have one if you do want one. Trust us. You want something better, with amenities and tons of safety features. They'll only cost you about $30,000, at a minimum. Low monthly payments.

But while you're here, let us show you what you really want. See that huge pickup with the 4.5 foot bed. It has four doors and seats five. It's got a touch screen and will play your tunes from your cell phone automatically. if you need to haul stuff, hang a big trailer off the back. it can handle that just fine and go 0-60 in 6 seconds. That's what you want. It starts at just $67,500. Don't you want that one?

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I wish there were some tiny cars here. ananda Monday #1
The big trucks are 4 feet high in the hood bucolic_frolic Monday #2
I know they're right. marble falls Monday #3
I'm very interested in this vehicle. I've been wishing for something like it for at least a decade now. 3_Limes Monday #4
Slate isn't that great... that's 25k before destination charge, they'll be 28k in reality WarGamer Monday #5
Yeah, seems way overpriced, Disaffected Monday #9
Pretty cheap for an EV Miguelito Loveless Monday #11
I dunno, 2027 Bolt EVs Disaffected Monday #19
It is decent for a ev pickup Miguelito Loveless Monday #20
Toyota makes the truck i want gay texan Monday #6
Likely due to the tariffs enacted by LBJ in 1964 MichMan Monday #7
I'd buy one now if Disaffected Monday #10
There's some guys I've seen some youtube on are going to build American Kai trucks. They claim they'll be under $20K. .. marble falls Tuesday #21
They lost me at "Jeff Bezos-backed startup" Pinback Monday #8
I think it's more the electronic bells and whistles than the size of vehicle 31j20b3 Monday #12
Back when I was in high school. the cheapest vehicle on the market MineralMan Monday #13
See post #22 harumph Tuesday #23
Bezos? 90 seconds of ads before you can start it in the morning. flvegan Monday #14
but you skip the ads if you pay $100 /month for "Prime" DBoon Monday #15
You need Slate Drive Ultra to skip the ads after the first 10 seconds (of each ad). flvegan Monday #16
I suspect this one's going to fail quickly jmowreader Monday #17
They're probably right. haele Monday #18
I kid you not, years ago we used a mini-pickup to move a regular sized "sub zero" fridge. harumph Tuesday #22
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