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31j20b3

(108 posts) Fri Jun 26, 2026, 02:18 PM Yesterday

If I were Trump's chief of staff first thing I did would be get a colostomy for Trump [View all]

The whole sitting on towels thing, the terrible smells emerging from Trumps presence with Global leaders of politics and economy would be bagged, segregated from room air, and out of consideration.

But as it is, Trump proceeds as the stinkingist world leader, EVER.

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If I were Trump's chief of staff first thing I did would be get a colostomy for Trump [View all] 31j20b3 Yesterday OP

Getting Lindsey Graham out of there would be a good first step. Ocelot II Yesterday #1

He wouldn't maintain the colostomy bag either so similar problem... hlthe2b Yesterday #2

Gives new meaning... ultralite001 Yesterday #9

And you get the occasional rude noise when he speaks anyway. Turbineguy Yesterday #3

Or he should just have a Fleet Enema before he appears in public. no_hypocrisy Yesterday #4

I heard that they renamed Boston Garden the Fleet Center. And never thought about it again. usonian Yesterday #6

IMO, she EATS it up. 31j20b3 Yesterday #7

You misspelled lobotomy lame54 Yesterday #5

I see what you did there... 31j20b3 Yesterday #8