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pat_k

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47. Ha! Can you imagine if they implemented their little dream?
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 02:34 PM
Jun 4

They are obsessed with proofs; obsessed with "bloodline" and biological heritage. God forbid you change a last name.

Just imagine how far they could limit the franchise if they decided you had to produce birth certificates proving your status as a third-generation 'Merican?

Person X's birth certificate with both father and mother named.

Matching birth certificate for X's father, with their father (X's paternal grandfather) and mother (X's paternal grandmother) named.

Matching birth certificate for X's mother, with their father (X's maternal grandfather) and mother (X's maternal grandmother) named.

Matching birth certificates for each of the following to prove they were born here:
X's named paternal grandfather
X's named paternal grandmother
X's named maternal grandfather
X's named maternal grandmother


Of the 56% of American's who self-identify as third-generation U.S. Citizens I would guess that at most -- and this is probably a stretch -- 20% (or about 11% of adult citizens) could produce proofs that would satisfy Ms. Coulter and her ilk.

It's my understanding that the federal government and Native American tribes have extensive and accurate record-keeping, so, presumably they'd have no trouble providing proofs (unless the "this is a White Christian homeland" wingnuts somehow disallowed).

Of course, as usual, African Americans would be disproportionately disenfranchised by Jim Crow segregation and discriminatory hospital policies that left many with no "official" certificate for home births.


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ROTFLMAO!!! [View all] applegrove Jun 3 OP
Gotta love John Fugesang! 3catwoman3 Jun 3 #1
At least four grandparents? pat_k Jun 3 #2
'At least four grandparents born in America' applegrove Jun 3 #4
So that means some people have 5 grandparents born in America? Wednesdays Jun 3 #6
The cut off at 4 was implied I think by logic. applegrove Jun 3 #9
Don't ever... Chemical Bill Jun 3 #15
LOL! applegrove Jun 3 #16
A lot of MAGA morons could have less than four grandparents...born in America, or not. sop Jun 4 #43
African americans would increase their ratio of voters BlueWaveNeverEnd Jun 4 #46
I was wondering the same thing. Bluetus Jun 3 #8
That song popped into my head when I read the OP! ! pat_k Jun 3 #10
I haven't heard that song in years! GiqueCee Jun 4 #37
Well if someone is 50+, it's possible for them to have mwmisses4289 Jun 3 #17
I'm betting the right-wingnuts wouldn't count a step-parent or step-grandparent. pat_k Jun 4 #23
You are probably right, I was trying to apply facts mwmisses4289 Jun 4 #27
My maternal Grandpa ... oldsoldierfadingfast Jun 4 #48
President Tyler, born 1790, died 1861. haele Jun 4 #52
All four grandparents Progressive dog Jun 4 #45
Ha! Can you imagine if they implemented their little dream? pat_k Jun 4 #47
What the witch is promoting is Unconstitutional !!!!!! Stupid Annie Fannie Trueblue1968 Jun 4 #51
Zing! Solly Mack Jun 3 #3
Hmm. I had 3 grandparents born in America. wnylib Jun 3 #18
Black, white, indigenous for me. When Canada changed its law to cover more people for Canadian citizenship, I got Solly Mack Jun 4 #19
In one line of my indigenous ancesters there were 2 people wnylib Jun 4 #20
You've given me hope! I've a cousin who keeps all the records. Maybe she'll find something. Solly Mack Jun 4 #21
Any time. Good luck. wnylib Jun 4 #22
my ancestors UpInArms Jun 4 #29
Mine go back to 1750; Hubby has some from the 1600's--- Maeve Jun 4 #30
I have the same except it is flipped lonely bird Jun 4 #35
Coulter made a stupid argument for her point. Lots of people she wouldn't want voting have/had four American Solly Mack Jun 4 #31
Likewise lonely bird Jun 4 #34
Always was a POS, yep. Always will be. Solly Mack Jun 4 #36
Kind of reminds me of when Rush Limpballs said Wednesdays Jun 3 #5
I could vote in that case. yardwork Jun 3 #7
The most absurd thing about this is its utter pointlessness. Or perhaps it's just outrageously evil. pat_k Jun 3 #11
Of course, it could be both. With Uglicans it usually is. nt eppur_se_muova Jun 4 #56
When you're right, you're right!! pat_k Jun 4 #57
Maybe she's not making a compliment Figarosmom Jun 3 #12
I had no idea there was a link between the number of grandparents you have that... Ol Janx Spirit Jun 3 #13
The comments on Bluesky are gold! BadgerMom Jun 3 #14
"I think the Indigenous and Black voting blocs would determine who wins." - Bluesky comment sop Jun 4 #42
Wow, Ann Coulter would still let me vote! DFW Jun 4 #24
I'm out! Maraya1969 Jun 4 #25
me too Skittles Jun 4 #26
She apparently didn't think before opening her mouth, lol. Emile Jun 4 #28
Natives would be the largest voting block sunflowerseed Jun 4 #32
K&R spanone Jun 4 #33
Republicans... GiqueCee Jun 4 #38
Does she realize that will include most black and brown people here in the US ms liberty Jun 4 #39
And it wouldn't include Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, and boatloads of Cuban-Americans in South Florida. sop Jun 4 #44
LOL LetMyPeopleVote Jun 4 #40
Coulter really teed that one up for Fugelsang. sop Jun 4 #41
She's crazy Joinfortmill Jun 4 #49
I see no reason popsdenver Jun 4 #50
I have 12 grandparents born in America and I hate Dump. Martin68 Jun 4 #53
Seems to me like anyone with grandparents that came here after the Civil war blue_jay Jun 4 #54
Back to her old ways I see MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #55
The moron has felt sidelined long enough mdbl Jun 4 #58
Looks like Ann is still fighing to be relevant again. johnnyfins Jun 4 #59
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