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usonian

(26,951 posts)
3. Yeah, well top this.
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:54 AM
Jun 4

I got a text from "Wells Fargo" (with whom I have no account) saying I have a pending STARBUCKS charge of $2567.12

For real. (The message) Haven't been to Starbucks in recent memory.

I suggest that you send the "sender" the link to my FAFO page.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219770873

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🤪 Walleye Jun 4 #1
It was bound to happen after your poll Quiet Em Jun 4 #2
I'm reporting this orangecrush Jun 4 #4
Yeah, well top this. usonian Jun 4 #3
I sincerely hoped you imagined enjoying the coffee orangecrush Jun 4 #6
Imaginary coffee sparks the imagination. usonian Jun 4 #8
So you ordered a venti. mr715 Jun 4 #15
... orangecrush Jun 4 #17
I'm watching you! ZDU Jun 4 #5
That's me, alright! orangecrush Jun 4 #7
You are appreciated! ZDU Jun 4 #9
Doesn't scare me a bit! orangecrush Jun 4 #10
I'm a weirdo because I would be awake at that hour MagickMuffin Jun 4 #11
We are ALL orangecrush Jun 4 #14
Thank you for saying it was satire MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #12
You're welcome orangecrush Jun 4 #13
😂 MustLoveBeagles Jun 4 #16
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