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BigmanPigman

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9. If you need something done right hire the Mafia!

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

9 hrs ago

Damn, this is their specialty, isn't it?!. I hope I'm invited to the next Mafia Meeting when they pass the hat to collect donations to put a real contract out on the fucking moron. I'm living near poverty level in CA and I'd be thrilled to give them whatever I possibly can...well worth the investment in my book.

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1. "I need a ballroom" 2. "R's leave on recess" 3. "Shots fired at WH" 4. "I told you I needed a ballroom" 5. "Yes SIR!" [View all] Miles Archer 11 hrs ago OP

6. Release the trumpstein files with all perp names unredacted. SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #1

More importantly, did he retreat to the WH bunker in the basement, again? marble falls 11 hrs ago #2

He spends half his time a Merde F**k O sheshe2 11 hrs ago #3

Don't forget Don Jrs wedding...tRump said he'd be in DC today BigmanPigman 10 hrs ago #4

We MUST build the Epstein PANIC ROOM BALLROOM NOW! usonian 10 hrs ago #5

I thought of that immediately. Figarosmom 9 hrs ago #6

Sounds plausible to me. LoisB 9 hrs ago #10

These were my thoughts the first time. And in both cases the potential accomplice was killed. live love laugh 8 hrs ago #15

Well, yeah Figarosmom 7 hrs ago #16

So many almost assassinations Grim Chieftain 9 hrs ago #7

Weird flex - Skipping your son's wedding to attend a staged assassination, attempt certainly is a choice. Swede 9 hrs ago #8

If you need something done right hire the Mafia! BigmanPigman 9 hrs ago #9

Don Jr. planned the perfect alibi, but cheaped out on the hitman. Swede 8 hrs ago #11

I cannot wait til he's gone. calimary 8 hrs ago #12

Not just one, He needs lots of ballrooms. And tax cuts. And invade Cuba. IronLionZion 8 hrs ago #13

If he needs this effin' ballroom so badly, then no more going outside... 3catwoman3 8 hrs ago #14

Double Edged Sword DET 7 hrs ago #17