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2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:09 AM

17 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 18 hrs ago OP

No but malaise 18 hrs ago #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #2

Has to be soon, doesn't it, SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #4

Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show. niyad 16 hrs ago #11

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #16

YES!!! niyad 15 hrs ago #18

I hope he croaks in a very public setting... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #19

We share your dream.. surfered 16 hrs ago #13

The whole world shares the dream. SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #17

Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad... MiHale 17 hrs ago #5

What a llovely thought to brighten my day! niyad 16 hrs ago #10

;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE Goonch 17 hrs ago #6

Hilarious underpants 16 hrs ago #8

Aw MustLoveBeagles 8 hrs ago #22

Still hoping for a golf course accident surfered 16 hrs ago #12

Used a bacon slicer for shaving IronLionZion 16 hrs ago #14

Choked to death on a lump of his own venom? Grim Chieftain 15 hrs ago #15

and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #20

Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned Blue Owl 10 hrs ago #21

Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary? LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #23