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Rob H.

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11. Even a shitty hairpiece would be better than his actual hair

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 03:49 PM

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Hell, even one of those rainbow-striped novelty clown wigs would be better. I'm surprised there isn't a branch of MAGA morons who are styling (if you can even call it that) their hair like his.

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