I'd love to see Trump "DO A JERRY LEWIS" and write every wife and hell-spawn in his family out of his will. [View all]

I think it's abundantly clear that Melania loathes every one of his children, except her own precious little boo-boo Damien the Omen creep, Lurch Trump.

She REALLY hates Ivanka, for reasons that are obvious.

I'm imagining Don Jr, Eric, the Princess, Tiffany, and Lurch all licking their lips over the reading of the will.

I think Melania's reward is already locked into the pre-nup, and...because I'm not a legal scholar...I don't see her getting shut out by a will.

But how cool would it be if Trump just went full angry Jerry Lewis and said "up yours" to them all.

MELANIA would HATE to see ANY of them get $$$.

And I'm assuming Marla Maples isn't in the mix anywhere, so it would come down to Melania versus the "kids" (excluding Lurch, of course).