Yes, Jeff Landry, the imbecile governor of the US's always-ranked-last state of Louisiana, is Donald Trump's special envoy for helping him rape and pillage Greenland, and now Landry has shown up there this week for some fucking reason.

Immediately everybody in Greenland was suspicious of the strange ugly weirdo white MAGA fascist who showed up without an invitation, because they are smart.

"I'm here to simply to build relationships and to look and listen and to learn and to see if there are opportunities to expand the relationship between Greenland and the United States and Denmark," said Landry to the local media. "It's a great day. I'm excited, I really am."

How you say fuck you alligatorfucker weirdo fuckin' creep in Greenlandic?

Landry showed up in Greenland just after Louisiana Republicans got going redrawing their congressional maps to show Louisiana's Black voters which white men are boss of them (human rectal tumors with last names like "Landry), part of the southern slave states' last-gasp-of-the-Confederacy effort to enshrine Jim Crow 2.0 into law. We guess Landry was satisfied with the ongoing progress there and felt free to go to Greenland as Donald Trump's best little helper.

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