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Ford_Prefect

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16. Maybe they should check the bottom of Sheepshead bay?

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:41 AM

21 hrs ago

His staff members insist he's still on the job and preparing for the election. His family have said nothing about his "absence" from Congress, nor mentioned anything regarding his so-called medical condition, or his progress in dealing with it.

Is he the new "Manchurian Candidate"? Has he been fitted with Elon's special chip for field trials in autocracy?

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NJ-07: The Mystery of a Congressman's Absence Deepens [View all] RandySF Yesterday OP

He should be replaced for not doing his job. Emile Yesterday #1

He has Just Jerome Yesterday #2

Congressman at Bernie's Chasstev365 23 hrs ago #3

Ha! MIA. Joinfortmill 23 hrs ago #4

I think he had a major medical procedure. RandySF 22 hrs ago #5

No one cares. lol wolfie001 21 hrs ago #14

Rehab, or plastic surgery obamanut2012 22 hrs ago #6

Who knows.. CTriverYankee 22 hrs ago #7

That's my hunch. RandySF 22 hrs ago #10

And switches party's wolfie001 22 hrs ago #13

It's the Super Complete Major Surgical Nip Tuck Prevent Cure All-In-One bucolic_frolic 22 hrs ago #8

Maybe he's hiking the Appalachian Trail PJMcK 22 hrs ago #9

While he was cheating as a christian man wolfie001 22 hrs ago #12

He's being held hostage wolfie001 22 hrs ago #11

Maybe he'll show up soon as Teressa Kean.... JohnnyRingo 21 hrs ago #15

That thought had occurred to me too. Either that or he returns as a cyborg. eppur_se_muova 18 hrs ago #18

Maybe they should check the bottom of Sheepshead bay? Ford_Prefect 21 hrs ago #16

Maybe its his re-election strategy. KPN 18 hrs ago #17