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Moostache

(11,297 posts)
39. If there was only one chance to save humanity...
Thu May 14, 2026, 11:19 AM
May 14

but that chance depended on me saving Donald Trump from burning to death while I roasted marshmallows on the flames... I guess all I could say is "well, we had a good run, too bad its over."

I would not piss on him if he were burning ion front of me and I would physically assault and prevent others from extinguishing him.

One of the thousands of things wrong with Trump is this - he believes that he is on the same level as a Bath Ruth, Michael Jordan or Wayne Gretzky (the best ever at what they did), when in reality he is a stumblebum clown, who AT BEST might be considered on the level of a Marty McSorley character (for the non-hockey fans, McSorley was the designated goon for Gretzky, who would start fights or beat people up but had as much skill as your average Zamboni).

I can't adequately find the words to truly describe these last 12 years. History is going to look back at this error and shake its collective head but we are stuck living in it. It hurts. Its physically painful and stressful to see the progress of justice and equality being beaten into a bloody pulp and have leaders about as effective as the proverbial submarine screen doors getting rolled daily, but it is what it is now. There will be a lot of work to address when he finally dies (hopefully he is stroking out as I type), but having to live through this has been exhausting, deflating and humiliating as a person who once did love this country and still loves the ideals it once held forth.

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He's always been sleazy and Bettie May 14 #1
That's the point Roy Rolling Friday #56
I understand, but don't hate. multigraincracker May 14 #2
Me too. l check in here a couple times a day for a few minutes, after that l don't think about him Raine Friday #57
He was a Democrat LearnedHand May 14 #3
Was a Democrat living in NY to get close to the power base AZLD4Candidate May 14 #9
He knew he could never win as a Dem, that why he switched parties FakeNoose May 14 #28
He's changed his party affiliation several times, but as a guy doing business in New York, of course... JHB May 14 #50
Yes, absolutely. Before he stepped his disgusting face in politics, I didn't give a fuck about him. In It to Win It May 14 #4
Trump is a Republican because he could never win a Democratic primary Renew Deal May 14 #5
Yup, he never gained traction in the Democratic Party Random Boomer May 14 #18
And even if we had MurrayDelph May 14 #45
Rapist, pedophile, traitor, psychopath. Irish_Dem May 14 #6
Once ages ago I came into one of my daughter's homes and the "apprentice" was on and I had a meltdown. efhmc May 14 #52
Never could stand him... MiHale May 14 #7
If TSF were a Democrat, he would have never been elected. Nt Trueblue Texan May 14 #8
Fetterman was a Democrat too. Whatever, labels are cheap these days. Calling someone a... relogic May 14 #10
Hear, hear. peppertree May 14 #22
That might be better than mine--- lastlib May 14 #25
+1! peppertree May 14 #29
Spirochete in Chief displacedvermoter May 14 #30
That one is good too Joinfortmill May 14 #36
The flip side of this is asking a MAGA how they'd feel if Obama or Biden had done any of the sleazy deals TheRickles May 14 #11
They think Obama and Biden did worse. yardwork May 14 #13
The Republicans who ask this can't understand. yardwork May 14 #12
If he was a Democrat he would kacekwl May 14 #14
Yup, Dems have kicked guys to the curb for FAR less. GoCubsGo May 14 #24
I first heard about him in the 1980's, and I never did like him. Emile May 14 #15
Yup. I think the first time I ever really heard his name in any major way... the nelm May 14 #46
"Soup fork"! Haven't ever heard of that one before. Ray Bruns May 14 #16
He is a rapist, a murderer, a psychopath, life long criminal, a racist, sexist, and unAmerican. Botany May 14 #17
Kay is spot on and speaks for me Quiet Em May 14 #19
I' hated him for a long time Historic NY May 14 #20
He reminds me of a lot of my Texas neighbors but they have little or no power. ☮ walkingman May 14 #21
I'm not sure he qualifies as a human being...... lastlib May 14 #23
we are not sure of that rampartd May 14 #44
Just ask the residents of New York who have known him for over 50 years FakeNoose May 14 #26
He was laughed at in NY, and also on the Jersey side of the Hudson Jersey Devil May 14 #32
Yes I Rebl2 May 14 #27
That's like asking "if his name wasn't Donald Trump, would you still dislike him?" LeftinOH May 14 #31
Yes, provided he still had the power to do evil that he has now. NH Ethylene May 14 #33
Trump is a cautionary tale. Vote for the person, not the party. Joinfortmill May 14 #34
The 1st season of The Apprentice made up my mind Picaro May 14 #35
Me, too. Joinfortmill May 14 #37
Keith Olbermann rambler_american May 14 #38
That thought has occurred to me also, but I think Trump fails at even that. Morbius May 14 #54
If there was only one chance to save humanity... Moostache May 14 #39
Well stated. stage left May 14 #40
Pass the marshmallows, Moostache... Totally Tunsie May 14 #49
I never paid any attention to him until he came down the escalator. GoodRaisin May 14 #41
And THAT, as I tell my MAGA acquaintances... WinstonSmith4740 May 14 #42
it would never happen. barbtries May 14 #43
"You soup fork" is exquisite. Grokenstein May 14 #47
It's a keeper, all right! colorado_ufo May 14 #48
KAY speaks for me! calimary May 14 #51
I have never had loyalty to anyone in office. Woodwizard May 14 #53
Yes, people who aren't moral degenerates have no problem hating serial rapists, serial pedos, serial fraudsters RockRaven May 14 #55
I didn't like him when he had his TV show. He was an arrogant bully TommieMommy Friday #58
I believe this to be completely true Lokee11 Friday #59
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