General Discussion

Well, the Donald went down to China
He was lookin´ for some oil to steal
He was in a bind, 'cause he was dealin' blind
Didn't know his toe from his heel

He came face to face with Xi Jin Ping
All flush with oil and new-mined gold
And the Donald jumped out of Air Force One
And said, "put Iran on hold!

"You probably didn't even know it, but I'm a business genius too
"And if you dare to take a scare, I've a rotten deal for you
"Now, you make your products cheaply, but give the Donald his due
"I'm a big time cheater and a big chest beater, and I know how to turn a screw!"

Xi grinned and said "my name is Jin Ping, and I look like an easy mark
"But I see through your scam, and I'll make VietNam
"Seem like a walk in the park!"