General Discussion

"John Johnson, you stand accused of cutting down 150 vinyl banners bearing a photograph of President Trump wearing a hard hat, and the inscription 'Thank You President Trump,' rolling up the banners and stuffing them into garbage cans. How do you plead?"

"Of course I fucking did it!"

"Thank you. I find you guilty, and your sentence will be 50 hours of community service cutting down the rest of them."

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I can't perform that community service because when they arrested me I was in the process of cutting down the last one."