General Discussion

A: He heard a troop of Scouts in Abington was handing out a Merit Badge for "Avoiding Town Halls."

A: He didn’t actually cross it; he just sent a generic, non-committal form letter to a MontCo resident claiming he was "currently considering the logistics of crossing" while actually hiding in a Doylestown basement.

A: To get to the ribbon-cutting for a project he voted against, but desperately needs to claim credit for in a campaign brochure.

A: He heard a GOP mega-donor in Lansdale was holding a "Closed-Door Session" ... the only time the Fitz-chicken feels safe enough to leave the BuxCo coop.

A: To remind MontCo voters that he technically represents them, but only long enough to process donor checks before he ghosts them for the rest of the term.

A: To find a group of Eagle Scouts for a quick handshake and a tweet, knowing that a picture with a kid in a uniform is the perfect distraction from the fact that he hasn't held an open public meeting in MontCo since the Scouts were Cubs.