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usonian

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Fri May 1, 2026, 06:18 PM Friday

Help is on the way. They've LANDED! Area 51 just had 17 earthquakes in a single day [View all]

https://www.popsci.com/science/area-51-earthquakes/

Something strange is happening underneath Area 51. According to United States Geological Survey data earlier this week, over 100 people have reported at least 17 earthquakes within the span of only 24 hours not far from the infamous, highly classified military base. The comparatively shallow events about 2.5 miles below the ground ranged between 2.5 and 4.4 in magnitude, with the strongest reportedly recorded in “an unusual place to get an earthquake,” according to geophysicist Stefan Burns.

Conspiracy theories are already spreading online about aliens, UFOs, and other spooky phenomena, but one hypothesis at least initially sounds more plausible and unnerving. Based on the region’s past along with recent domestic policy reversals, there is technically a not-zero chance that the U.S. re-started underground nuclear tests. That said, don’t go racing to the underground bunkers just yet. (1)

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“It’s almost certainly not nukes lol,” Martin Pfeiffer, a semiotic anthropologist and nuclear weapons researcher, wrote to Popular Science. “Nukes have a relatively distinctive seismic signal.” He added the nuclear option is also unlikely because the U.S. typically detonated underground nukes at very shallow depths.

So, while certainly dramatic, the odds that the U.S. suddenly detonated over a dozen nuclear devices underground near Area 51 this week are extremely low. That said, the jury that means the still out on the extraterrestrial theory…


THAT'S RIGHT!
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE HIM AWAY!!




HAPPY MAYDAY!

And even Pilsner Pete can't stop them!!









BUNKERS? WHO SAID BUNKERS?
GO TO THE NEAREST PANIC BALLROOM.



THE DEMS ARE COMING! I CAN FEEL THE TREMORS BENEATH MY FEET!
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OMG !1! dweller Friday #1
God(zilla) wills it. usonian Friday #2
Wasn't there a Godzilla movie where the Japanese set off nukes? Jacson6 Friday #7
Wasn't it an atomic-based mutation that awakened Godzilla in the first place? usonian Friday #9
Wikipedia says? You haven't watched Godzilla Minus One? thought crime Friday #19
Another item on my to-do list, which shot past infinity long ago. usonian Friday #22
I , for one, welcome our new Alien overlords. FalloutShelter Friday #3
I'm flexible questionseverything Friday #4
Let's give them the benefit of the doubt until they start eating us. thought crime Friday #20
I'll go! MorbidButterflyTat Friday #21
Oh wow BlueWaveNeverEnd Friday #5
Has anyone seen Cthulhu lately? Midnight Writer Friday #6
Testing the engines of the Millenium Falcon Jersey Devil Friday #8
Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. usonian Friday #17
Pretty sure that quake cluster was near Silver Springs Nevada. pecosbob Friday #10
We live in central Nevada, NameAlreadyTaken Friday #11
Max was 3.7 per the yellow pin on the Quake Watch map below. usonian Friday #13
There was a 5.2 early this morning, NameAlreadyTaken Friday #16
See the map I posted with Reno at top left and Area 51 bottom right. usonian Friday #18
Yes...I live in Nevada and know the distances. The map I saw when I posted was of the cluster from April 12 near Reno. pecosbob Saturday #29
Quake Watch puts it closer. usonian Friday #12
Those are a lot further south than the cluster I saw earlier today which were near Reno. pecosbob Friday #14
Reno is very far away. usonian Friday #15
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you love being thrown off the site, don't you? Used that avatar thousands of times. such deep issues. NewHendoLib Friday #25
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... orangecrush Friday #24
Oh thank gawd (and I'm an atheist, at least I was a minute ago) scipan Saturday #28
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