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Maru Kitteh

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13. He recently fell twice, on camera, and

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2026, 10:40 PM

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apes tend to drag their knuckles.

In all seriousness, he’s old and gobbles blood thinners like they were deep fried and dipped in ketchup. I’m rather impressed with the SS ability to get him out without inflicting massive skin tears and bilateral sprained cankles.

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