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2. GREAT PATRIOTS ought to be fighting in Iran. DRAFT ICE
Thu Apr 23, 2026, 11:58 AM
Thursday

• They are already "trained" (in random violence against civilians. Checks one box)

• Bonespur "victims" have already been weeded out.

• They are already government employees and must go where assigned. (saves TONS of paperwork) 

• They already have weapons, and unspent budget money.

• They already have swell masks to protect from radioactive dust that bombing reactors creates. 

• They (probably) already have military haircuts, and (this is big) 

• Their kill to loss ratio is infinite. 



Oh, and ...

• It's them or Barron.

DENMARK AGREES

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