Apparently, I was mistaken. [View all]

A few minutes ago, I heard something outside my lower level window. I couldn't tell what it was, ay band my blinds are closed, but it sounded like someone speaking words, but they were unintelligible. I thought for a minute and it came to me: "It's Donald Trump! He has come to get my advice about something."

So, I hurried upstairs to talk with him. Imagine my surprise when I saw a huge turkey standing under mlcony deck. It has been gobbling as it ate seeds that dropped from my feeder. It must have weighed over 20 lbs.

So, not Trump. I'm disappointed, to say the least.