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dalton99a

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Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:38 PM Mar 31

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https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/kristi-noem-weighs-in-on-report-husband-bryon-lives-cross-dressing-double-life/

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: ‘The family was blindsided by this’
By Chris Nesi
Published March 31, 2026

Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations her husband Bryon lives a double life where he cross-dresses and chats online with fetish models.

“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post.

According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.

Citing “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent by three women from the scene, Noem’s husband enthusiastically praised their heavily augmented appearances, and proclaimed he coveted “huge, huge ridiculous boobs,” according to the Mail.

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https://people.com/trump-reacts-report-that-kristi-noem-husband-was-bimbofication-fetish-photos-they-confirmed-it-thats-too-bad-11938700

Trump Reacts to Report That Kristi Noem's Husband Was in 'Bimbofication' Fetish Photos: 'They Confirmed It? ... That's Too Bad'
Bryon Noem allegedly paid at least $25,000 to chat with online fetish models in the 'bimbofication' scene
By Madison E. Goldberg
Published on March 31, 2026 07:01PM EDT

"They confirmed it?" Trump, 79, told the Daily Mail over the phone. "Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that's the case, that's too bad."

A Daily Mail investigation published on Tuesday, March 31, reportedly uncovered online messages and photos of Bryon, 56, participating in numerous online fetish forums. Several of the photos include Bryon's face, and some show him dressed in pink hot pants and massive fake breasts apparently made of balloons.

Bryon also reportedly paid at least $25,000 to chat with online fetish models in the "bimbofication scene," which fetishizes performers who turn themselves into real-life dolls by using silicone injections and other surgical enhancements.

The Daily Mail reported that the messages show Bryon praising the models and stating that he loves "huge, huge ridiculous boobs." He also reportedly alluded to his marriage to the high-ranking government official.

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The "huge ridiculous boobs" [View all] dalton99a Mar 31 OP
She was too busy living with her boyfriend to notice what her husband was doing. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #1
IKR? AZJonnie Mar 31 #5
His wife is shacked up with her BF, making prison porn videos, living the high life. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #6
Family values !!!!!! Pisces Mar 31 #12
Yeah. "Morality"! calimary Apr 1 #22
And to deflect from all of her own dirty little secrets. Irish_Dem Apr 1 #25
Trump/Miller was 100% holding this over her and released it for spite Prairie Gates Mar 31 #2
Trump of course knew all about it. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #7
She works for a hulking boob Blue Owl Mar 31 #3
Trump: "I haven't seen anything. I don't know anything about it. That's too bad, but I just know nothing about it." sop Mar 31 #4
Never knew the existence of a "bimbofication scene". PufPuf23 Mar 31 #10
A fetish, people turn themselves into real-life dolls by using silicone injections and other surgical enhancements. Irish_Dem Mar 31 #14
Mar-a-Lago T&A sop Apr 1 #28
Exactly. Same thing al the MAL barbie dolls do. Irish_Dem Apr 1 #31
But that's his go-to answer for EVERYTHING! calimary Apr 1 #23
From the title SocialDemocrat61 Mar 31 #8
happier times bigtree Mar 31 #9
He was just trying to look like his MAGA'd wife NewHendoLib Mar 31 #11
Yep. Same thing Kristi did, surgically altered herself to look like a Trump Barbie Doll. Irish_Dem Apr 1 #32
"Bimbofication" sounds more like a description of KRISTI to me.... Jack Valentino Mar 31 #13
Exactly. We just didn't know the MAGA men were doing it too. :( Irish_Dem Apr 1 #33
Would you think of me as a bad person if I... sheshe2 Mar 31 #15
I'm enjoying it!!! LeftInTX Apr 1 #18
Thanks! sheshe2 Apr 1 #20
No no no - he's merely a watermelon smuggler! calimary Apr 1 #24
"Tits the size of cantaloupes" sop Apr 1 #29
I can relate more to Byron than Kristi delisen Mar 31 #16
So what. Where are the Epstein files and Buddyzbuddy Mar 31 #17
Talk about shit you can't unsee. Damn. Bobstandard Apr 1 #19
Oh, THOSE huge, ridiculous boobs. GoCubsGo Apr 1 #21
The really scary picture in that article... jmowreader Apr 1 #26
The big question is taxi Apr 1 #27
Oy! I just woke up and saw THIS! CTyankee Apr 1 #30
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